me: thinking about getting creampied

me: thinking about getting creampied
2024-08-30 10:24:19 +0000 UTC View Postme: thinking about getting creampied
2024-08-30 10:24:19 +0000 UTC View PostPro-tip: When you want to shake it up use both π
2024-08-30 08:45:50 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone,
I know a lot of you have been asking but I lost the awards show. Thanks for asking though ! Not really something I wanted to announce, but here we are! LOL π
need something else to lick...
2024-08-29 19:25:13 +0000 UTC View PostLeft: When she has 206 bones
Right: When she has 207 bones
If your gf/wife doesn't reward you like this when you bring home the salary, she doesn't deserve you. I do.
Everyone who likes, f*ck it, sending your reward for free! πππ
I recorded something that can make your Wednesday humpday better, who wants it? ;)
2024-08-28 14:44:46 +0000 UTC View PostYouβre just gonna scroll by without saying hi?
2024-08-28 14:09:30 +0000 UTC View PostMy tripod put me in a bad mood BUT YOU CAN PUT ME IN A GOOD MOOD by going to my Twitter/X post here > https://x.com/ImBrettRossi/status/1828510801847636299
2. Retweet it!
3. DM me with proof (Screenshot)
ANDDDD ... I'll send you the rest of the video for free after I fixed my tripod π€π€π€
Reminder to send her flowers
... And when with her, think of me π
I'm replying to all DM's in the next few hours! (Will try my best for everyone) ππ
2024-08-26 19:37:19 +0000 UTC View PostYou can only do ONE for the rest of your life, CHOOSE WISELY ππ π₯Ί?
2024-08-26 17:28:04 +0000 UTC View Postwhich hole are you filling? π€
2024-08-25 18:15:07 +0000 UTC View PostGuess where I'm off too? Correct reply in comments gets a prize!
2024-08-25 15:03:17 +0000 UTC View PostF*CK IT sending my JOl video to everyone who replies with "π
" (That emoji)
*It's Saturday I'm feeling kind
Say hi if you'd slip this off me β€οΈ
2024-08-24 17:25:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhatβs been on your mind lately
Me: π
Name one actor/actress whose movies you'll watch simple because they are in it
2024-08-24 11:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostSex is like pizza. Even if it's done bad, it's still good π
2024-08-23 18:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostMe when I tell you: I'm just going out with the girls π€π€π€
2024-08-23 16:07:24 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: You are the DJ, what song do you make me dance to?
2024-08-23 05:53:11 +0000 UTC View Post1. Me: I'm not that type of girl
2. Me also 5 minutes later: Wanna' try the other hole?
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I send you this selfie while you are in your life's most important career interview... WHAT DO YOU DO?
2024-08-22 17:32:59 +0000 UTC View PostA good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world....oh sorry....that's wine....wine does that π·
2024-08-22 14:52:49 +0000 UTC View Post