What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving..
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? 🦃🦆 Quack, quack!
2024-11-29 20:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Can I be your pumpkin pie? 🥧🎃 I promise to be sweet and irre..
Can I be your pumpkin pie? 🥧🎃 I promise to be sweet and irresistible. 🍂😍
2024-11-29 14:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat drink do lobsters have in the morning? ☕️🦞 Clawfee
What drink do lobsters have in the morning? ☕️🦞 Clawfee
2024-11-29 08:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostI shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure..
I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure scared everyone in the grocery store, though 🔫🥴
2024-11-29 02:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake ☃️ because I've fallen for you and I c..
I must be a snowflake ☃️ because I've fallen for you and I can't seem to melt away. ❄️😘
2024-11-28 20:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhich days are the strongest? 💪 Saturday and Sunday. The res..
Which days are the strongest? 💪 Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays
2024-11-28 14:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if my tits are your favorite 🍒
Drop a tip if my tits are your favorite 🍒
2024-11-28 08:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm training to be an 🚀, and my first mission is to explore ..
I'm training to be an 🚀, and my first mission is to explore Uranus.
2024-11-28 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View Postwhats an eskimos favorite morning treat 🌯 a brrrr-rito
whats an eskimos favorite morning treat 🌯 a brrrr-rito
2024-11-27 20:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post🎵 If you're horny and you know it drop a tip 🎵
🎵 If you're horny and you know it drop a tip 🎵
2024-11-27 14:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostWho should you invite to your Friendsgiving? 👩🌾🧑🌾 Your clo..
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving? 👩🌾🧑🌾 Your close group of Palgrims
2024-11-27 08:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't co..
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment? 🧐
2024-11-27 02:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
If I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
2024-11-26 20:33:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a potato's least favorite game to play? 🍠 MASH
What's a potato's least favorite game to play? 🍠 MASH
2024-11-26 14:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust a friendly reminder that you're incredibly attractive 😍..
Just a friendly reminder that you're incredibly attractive 😍 inside and out. 🔥💫
2024-11-26 08:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner? 🙏 Gr..
What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner? 🙏 Gratitude
2024-11-25 20:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your Thanksgiving gratitude song? 🎵🍂 I'll serenade ..
Can I be your Thanksgiving gratitude song? 🎵🍂 I'll serenade you with love and appreciation. 🌟❤️
2024-11-25 14:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at..
What would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at 2 o'clock in the morning every day? ⏰ A ringing nightmare
2024-11-25 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat can never, ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? 🦃🍳 Th..
What can never, ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? 🦃🍳 Thanksgiving breakfast
2024-11-25 02:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostLife is so much more colorful 🌈 with you around, and I can't..
Life is so much more colorful 🌈 with you around, and I can't wait to create beautiful memories together. 🎨💞
2024-11-24 20:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm afraid for the calendar 📆 Its days are numbered
I'm afraid for the calendar 📆 Its days are numbered
2024-11-24 14:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostTip then tell me what you'd do next 😏
Tip then tell me what you'd do next 😏
2024-11-24 08:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year? 🎅😏🎁
Want to help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year? 🎅😏🎁
2024-11-24 02:23:02 +0000 UTC View Postwhat happens when coffee grounds get spilled? ☕️ they get gr..
what happens when coffee grounds get spilled? ☕️ they get grounded
2024-11-23 20:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
Drop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
2024-11-23 14:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the turkey ruined on Thanksgiving? 🥴🤣 I have no idea..
Why was the turkey ruined on Thanksgiving? 🥴🤣 I have no idea, but I suspect fowl play
2024-11-23 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? 🗼 They'r..
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? 🗼 They're both Paris sites
2024-11-23 02:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you think I'm a cutie you'd like to keep 🥰
Tip if you think I'm a cutie you'd like to keep 🥰
2024-11-22 20:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a turkey’s evil twin? 🦃🦃 A Gobblegänger
What do you call a turkey’s evil twin? 🦃🦃 A Gobblegänger
2024-11-22 14:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post