A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, First offender? πΈπ She says, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender
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A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." π
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? πΎπ Because he was outstanding in his field! π½
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Do you have a map? πΊοΈ I keep getting lost in your eyes. π
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Why did the bicycle fall over? π²π₯ Because it was two-tired! π
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π°π Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest. ππ²
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