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2024-07-25 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostPrincess Charming in training.π€΄πΌπ«
2024-07-25 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the closer to EXPLODING ππ¦π¦π¦
2024-07-25 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a patriotic fish? π πΊπΈ Stars and gills forever! βπ
2024-07-24 19:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a name, or can I call you mine? ππΊπΈ
2024-07-24 13:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda ππ It was more of a fanta-sea
2024-07-24 07:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the firework go to school? ππ« It wanted to get a 'spark-ducation'! π§¨π
2024-07-24 01:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little reminder: you're the π― honey to my tea, the sweetness that makes every moment more delightful. π΅π
2024-07-23 19:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do you learn to make a banana split? π¨π Sundae school
2024-07-23 13:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation π
2024-07-23 07:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like raisins? How do you feel about dates hehe π
2024-07-23 01:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
2024-07-22 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think I look bite-able, drop a tip π
2024-07-22 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a patriotic bear? π»πΊπΈ Uncle Sam-bear! π©π»
2024-07-22 07:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
2024-07-22 01:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me ππ¦π¦π¦
2024-07-21 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the American flag take a nap? πΊπΈπ΄ It was 'flagging'! π
2024-07-21 13:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf flirting were an art, I'd be the Picasso of our generation. π¨π
2024-07-21 07:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostTip for every time you'd squeeze me π
2024-07-21 01:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a patriotic snow cone? π§πΊπΈ The Red, White, and Cool! βοΈπ΄βͺπ
2024-07-20 19:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Star-Spangled? π Because you light up my life! β¨
2024-07-20 13:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? π³ A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush
2024-07-20 07:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the American football team visit the bakery? ππͺ They wanted a 'touchdown' cake! π°π₯
2024-07-20 01:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostFlirting with you is like poetry in motion. ππΉ
2024-07-19 19:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do birds always sing in the morning? π¦ Because they don't go to work
2024-07-19 13:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip π
2024-07-19 07:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostYouβre so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line π
2024-07-19 01:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be addicted to soap π§ΌΒ but I'm clean now.
2024-07-18 19:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip π
2024-07-18 13:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a patriotic pig? π·πΊπΈ Ham-erica! π₯π
2024-07-18 07:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? π©Β The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts π
2024-07-18 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View Post