Portrait mode made my butt look all fuzzy, but I guess peaches are fuzzy so Im not mad about it 🍑 I did however make sure I included another photo of it looking all soft and squishy so you can dream about it later when your head is on your pillow! 💤
p.s I made a bunch of videos and photos in this grapetastic outfit today that I cant wait to show you in a week(ish)! 🍇 BUT if youre impatient, ive got a about a minute clip of me repeatedly spanking myself that ill deffo send you for the minimum tip! tip for a clip, tip for a tip, what next tip for a tit? actually thats genius, imma make that happen Monday.👌🏻
P.P.S Imma send a different clip (3 seconds) ie a single spank to everyones inbox right now too because I fink u freaky and I like u alot.
2020-06-06 19:10:23 +0000 UTC
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we had titties & tacos tuesday and then we had humpday and then we had thirsty thursday and now im coming at you with foxy friday my man! (although specifically dressing up as a fox every friday seems like an unreasonable commitment so enjoy this one to its fullest! 🦊)
aaaaaaand dont forget to check your DMs for another 20 photos 🙇🏻♀️
2020-06-05 19:50:17 +0000 UTC
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Heres a few photos from 3 weeks and a good 3kg + ago before I got temporarily addicted to enchiladas and family sized bags of peanut butter m&ms. 😬 RIP STOMACH LINES. 💀 I aint worried tho - they'll be back...and in greater numbers too...ANYHOO go check your DMs cos ive sent you a couple of mirror selfies and more importantly a dad joke about a penguin.
2020-06-05 10:21:59 +0000 UTC
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This time tomorrow i'll be posting a bunch of photos from this set and sending 20 more to your DMs! 🦊 So if youre going to be at work, wear pleated pants just incase you get a raging erection and maybe schedule your break for around 8pm my time. Alternatively if you're at home, maybe light some candles, set the mood and what not, put on some smooth jazz and relax cos imma try and make your Friday night a little better! 👌🏻
2020-06-04 19:15:21 +0000 UTC
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Someone messaged me on here saying they like it more when I post things not wearing makeup, so bruh...this ones for you! ❤️ ...(this one is also for the lazy side of me that definitely doesn't like putting make up on) but imma tell people its for you! So youreeeeeee welcome my dude! (*secretly finger guns at self in the mirror*)
Did you just read the words "finger" and "self" in the same sentence and get a little turned on? I hope so. 👌🏻
2020-06-04 08:26:20 +0000 UTC
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AAAAAND thats your 5 a day just like that 🍑 told you I got you! 👌🏻 Now we all healthy and shit too the Deku gang is gonna be stronger than ever! 💪🏻
...(Maybe you could all help me get that creaky floorboard fixed with your new fruit muscles?)
P.s Now I’ve given you many 🍑‘s today you owe me some 🍌’s to rate. I’ll be waiting! 🙇🏻♀️
2020-06-03 19:55:11 +0000 UTC
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You know when you buy a whole pineapple or a watermelon when you're real thirsty for that sweet sweet nectar and all you wanna do is get to the juicy core but you've gotta cut into them first and its a whole ordeal? 🍍 WELL is it just me or are these fishnets like the pre-prepared fruit of the hosiery world? No cutting, no tearing open necessary, just put your face right where the hole is and eat 🐱
p.s just incase youre still hungry ive sent you a couple more photos to your DMs. So thats 4 out of your 5 a day crossed off already! I'll be back to feed you a peach later 🍑
2020-06-03 10:04:17 +0000 UTC
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I was going to add a taco recipe in the caption of this post so I could be all now you got titties and tacos (ie the perfect Tuesday) but theres nothing sexy about fish fillets and lard so imma just give that a miss. 🌮
...& would you look at that I still mentioned fish fillets and lard. 🐟
Stay sexy everyone 👌🏻
2020-06-02 20:49:30 +0000 UTC
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Remember those sketches where a bunch of clowns get out of a tiny little car and they just keep on coming? 🤡 Today I picked Chester up from his holiday AND moved my best friend and her stuff to an entirely new city in an MR2 Roadster at the same time and it felt exactly like that. I drove with my chin on my fucking knees and she co piloted with a 39kg Labrador on her knee. You're probably thinking where does the clown part come in? She was wearing socks and sandals. SOCKS AND SANDALS, check out my snapchat if you want to see the travesty that was her outfit. ANYWAY, thats where I've been all day, driving for 8 hours, pretty much folded in half, thats why I look all tired! I missed talking to you today! But im back baby 😎
2020-06-01 20:41:05 +0000 UTC
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*closes eyes and presses send* 🙈 WELL then, that just happened, I guess this is maybe a sign of things to come on my only fans? thats if you show me how much you like it maybehhh 🙇🏻♀️ & I know I originally said I wouldn't do uncensored nips but I might've changed my mind I hope thats ok? 🙇🏻♀️
OK, Ok, ok, im excited 🎉 I wanna know, 1) thoughts? (a brief summary or one word answer of how this photo makes you feel) 2) For what period of time you have been waiting to see my nipples? Days? Months? Years? & 3) Dick your dick wake up doe? 🍆
(also I know what you're thinking, damn this bitch types good with her eyes closed)
2020-05-31 21:38:35 +0000 UTC
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Evenin'! I hope youre having a GEM of a day (emphasis on the gem). 🙇🏻♀️ Hey, remember when I said I owned 12 buttplugs? I might've just dm'd you a lil mirror selfie pulling my pants to the side with a crystal one in making my butt look all fancy and sparkly! 💎
2020-05-30 18:32:26 +0000 UTC
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I got all shy that I just nearly showed you my asshole again for the second time this week and had to look away in that second photo. 🙈🙇🏻♀️ Top tip of the day: If you press your nose up against your screen its almost like i'm sitting on your face. 🍑
2020-05-29 17:56:12 +0000 UTC
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Its Thursday! 🎉 and on a scale of one to ten how thirsty are you? 🥤 1 being slightly dry mouthed and 10 being crush my skull with your thighs bitch i'm spitting feathers. 🦆
2020-05-28 19:22:49 +0000 UTC
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HUMPDAY: that special time of the week where I get to spread my butt and show you what the skin looks like mere millimetres away from my asshole and no one bats an eye cos its Wednesday. 🍑
2020-05-27 19:01:07 +0000 UTC
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Ive just been informed that there's a special 24 hour time period that occurs every week on OF called "Titty Tuesday"...? There I was yesterday eating tacos completely oblivious to the whole thing like a damn fool. 🤷🏻♀️🌮 BUT, better a day late than never though so go check your DMs for a wet t-shirt honouring of the great "Titty Tuesday" and may the celebrations commence 🎉 Heres a little 3 second clip from the video I sent out to get the party started 🥳
2020-05-27 11:14:50 +0000 UTC
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If you can see me progressively getting naughtier and naughtier and know ill end up doing topless soon then you might've clicked that resubscribe next month button already 🙇🏻♀️ AND if you have then you might wanna go check your DM's cos I just sent you and only you a way spicier towel video from this morning to say thankyou for being committed to your little deku scrub 🌿
2020-05-26 16:51:34 +0000 UTC
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Good Morning! ☀️ For some reason people still think I’m tall, so answer me this! Could a tall person use a hair towel to successfully wrap around themselves after a shower? I’m small dammit, 5ft3 to be precise. The only big things on me are my forehead and my thighs 🙏🏻 ...and my heart ❤️ (N’AWWWWW)
(I realise this video is a bad example of “successfully” wrapping a towel around me but I promise it’s ma towel and it fits when I’m not being a tease!)
2020-05-26 07:29:22 +0000 UTC
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Preheat your oven to 200 degrees celsius and go check you DMs. 👩🏻🍳
Ive just sent everyone a cute little video similar to this one but with an angle a little more south of whats going on here 🧭 Hope it makes your Monday better boo boo boo boo! 🙇🏻♀️
2020-05-25 16:51:03 +0000 UTC
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to JD International Airport where the local time is 19:03 and outside temperature is 69 degrees fahrenheit. For your comfort and safety please remain with your pant buttons unfastened until the aircraft comes to a complete stop and the seatbelt sign has been switched off. Should you wish to use your mobile phones to comment on this photo, it is now safe to do so. We thank you for choosing Deku Airlines and hope you've enjoyed the flight with us. We look forward to serving you again soon. Thank you and Good Evening! 👩🏻✈️ ....GEDDIT, COS IVE GOT A LANDING STRIP...GEDDIT? ✈️
2020-05-24 18:03:10 +0000 UTC
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Here’s a better angle of my butt today 🍑 OoOOh la la right? I’m saying that because it’s french and I always feel french when I wear stripey T-shirt’s. 🇫🇷 SO how big is your baguette? 🥖 🙇🏻♀️
2020-05-22 20:35:49 +0000 UTC
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Good morning ☀️ What’s your favourite thing to have for breakfast? 🙇🏻♀️ (Pussy is a more than acceptable answer)
2020-05-21 10:20:55 +0000 UTC
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Which one is your favourite? I put mine last so you gotta swipe 🙇🏻♀️ More swipe = more butt 🍑
P.s the answer to my last post was 12! 🎉 Congrats to the people who sensed how much of a lil butt stuff I am and guessed correctly, hope you liked your little video 🙇🏻♀️
2020-05-20 13:56:21 +0000 UTC
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Clip on tails are for pussies 💁🏻♀️ How many buttplugs (including this one) do you think I own? 🍑 If you guess correctly I’ll dm you a little video of me spanking myself with it in 🙇🏻♀️
2020-05-19 19:51:50 +0000 UTC
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