In honour of my 369th post (by my calculations in a day and a half) if this post gets 269 likes cos 369 is wayyyy too optimistic, but 269 likes then ill post the uncropped version with my pussy in it as my 369th! Cmon lets stop beating around the bush now (quite literally) and make me wanna show you this cute lil pussy more and more 😍 269 likes = 369 pussy post 🐆
2020-12-07 16:15:50 +0000 UTC View Postgood job you like silly girls with big butts eh? ok so POV, you build a rocket ship because you heard David Bowie sing about life on Mars once and figured that’s a pretty cool guy thing to be able to tell the lads. Like “sorry lads can’t hang tonight, Ive only gone and gone to Mars yeah, wild right, yeah it’s dope.” ANYWAY you get to Mars and me et a lil space deku with space buns and a shiny lil bikini like this ☝🏻. WYD? (What dya do?)
2020-12-06 22:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post
if you get your face up close to these pants can you see your reflection? you gotta get real close though, right up in there. little more...little more...maybe stick your tongue out so you can concentrate properly?
2020-12-06 12:06:58 +0000 UTC View Post
tap a like rightttttt here where my finger is pointing if you want me to post a deepthroat video tonight 💦
2020-12-04 13:04:38 +0000 UTC View PostOk I felt fierce but next time can someone be my knight in shining armour and come help dress me and work this thing out. Degree in rocket science might be necessary 🤷🏻♀️
2020-12-02 22:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post
a few quick selfies before i go take my pet dragon for a walk 🐉
2020-12-02 11:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostTo answer everyone whose saying they’re gonna tell my best mate what I did in her bathroom and asking what I’m gonna do about it. I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do. Im gonna fight you..with my legs. THESE legs.
2020-12-01 20:57:14 +0000 UTC View Post
you know when youre at a friends house for a couple of days so you have to go for a long shower to jerk off? yes hi, this isn't my bathroom.
2020-11-30 11:22:47 +0000 UTC View Post
SO, the video I made with this vibrator shows ALOT more pussy than what im used to, fuck, umm maybe I could send it out as one of your Christmas presents closer to the time? Its way too fucking special for November 29th. If you like this post ill put you on the naughty list which in my world means ill send you the bad girl stuff for Christmas. ❄️ P.s put a dollar in my tip jar darlin' if you want a bonus photo similar to the first one here! 💕 (says the word tip jar, turns into mad moxxi, starts calling people darlin?)
2020-11-29 21:18:41 +0000 UTC View PostI accidentally got a piece of glass stuck in my foot half way through this hence the nakey trainer combo reveal! I also feel like maybe I got a little adrenaline from it cos the mood is l i f t e d 👆🏻
2020-11-27 19:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever wonder what I name these sets of photos? These photos for example are Fluffy McShoeshine 24 through to 34. 👌🏻 Which ones your favourite? This vote is important as I am still going to make each winning photo from the entire set fight to the death to decide the ultimate McShoeshine Champion.
2020-11-26 21:32:57 +0000 UTC View PostI always get asked why I’m happy and silly 99% of the time by people not in the deku gang and I never know what to tell them 🤷🏻♀️ Only you know that it’s because I refuse to start my day without an orgasm - two preferably. Plus breakfast food AM I RIGHT ?
2020-11-26 11:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
my boobs look fucking great in this last photo right? I gotz two of them two which I think equals two pillows for two people so submit applications below 👇🏻
2020-11-24 20:57:14 +0000 UTC View PostA potato flew around my room 🥔 BUT are you lying down thinkin bout me? (ooh nah nah nah) ARE YOU?
2020-11-24 10:41:06 +0000 UTC View PostJust incase you didn’t figure it out, here’s a clue to my post earlier 🙇🏻♀️
2020-11-23 19:34:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey...honey...did you shrink my slut clothes or did my new addiction to pistachio nuts make my boobs grow? Please, baby, sweetness, light of my life just say "honey I shrunk the slut clothes" so I dont have to stop eating nuts. I live for nut in and around my mouth. Im talking to you btw, tell me whats good. P.s check my story if youd like to see how long it took me to zip this top up to the top.
2020-11-22 18:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post
TIME TO PLAYYYYYY which deku do you wanna do the most? do do do dooo doo (do the most) bonus points if you say "my god youre greasy" like Homer Simpson as a follow up to the number you pick! For real, thankyou SO fucking much to everyone who got the video of me being a lil oiled up cum slut, the feedback im getting is kinda sexy/kinda gross and im loving it. ❤️
2020-11-21 13:16:37 +0000 UTC View PostThis video is maybe 5% sexy 95% just me laughing at how stupid the idea of using my own feet as a tripod is.
2020-11-20 22:16:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I took these photos by holding my phone with my feet...dont act like youre not impressed.
2020-11-20 15:07:05 +0000 UTC View Posthere we go now, here we go now, now whats the whats the whats the scenario. ILL TELL YOU what the scenario is. the scenario is this video is way too fucking naughty and I dont wanna spoil the surprise SO heres a small introduction from a past me concerned for the wellbeing of a future me and a couple of little snippets from what is BY FAR the naughtiest stuff ive ever showed you. Go check your dms for the video, a screenshot preview (which is now in my story instead cos i fucked that bit up) and probably a long winded explanation of what to expect!
2020-11-19 16:22:51 +0000 UTC View PostWe have a love. A love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that we give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we can share and love and have... and receive. I want you to have my video, so you shall receive, first thing in the morn. However for you to have and receive first you must give. Give the previous post 200 likes. For then we can embrace our love through watching me receiving a load. A load of cum that is, AYOOOO. P.s I sent you a voice message explaining it but mass messages aint working tonight for some reason hence why im doing it in the morning and YES ive tried turning it off and on again! Although if any of my Aussie guys wanna voice note themselves saying that to me I would very much like to hear that in your accent.
2020-11-18 19:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I dont usually do this but can I get a round of applause please? Why? Because I made an entire video, in stripper shoes WITH baby oil and I lived to tell the tale! Blow this post the fuck up if you wanna see me do a whole bunch of butt stuff with plugs and said baby oil, a whole bunch of boob stuff with deez magic hands and finish with casually begging for your cum and then playing with it, you guessed it, A WHOLE BUNCH. I wanna see 200 likes on this thang and then tonight YOU GET A VIDEO, YOU GET A VIDEO, YOU, MAN IN THE BACK, YOU GET A VIDEO! ill Oprah you so good your dick wont know what to do with itself. P.s check my story for a screenshot from it 🙇🏻♀️ and ive got a gif from it on its way to your dms as we speak. fuck me, youre spoilt.
2020-11-18 12:53:57 +0000 UTC View Post
STAGE 2 I think no.10 won that last round so whose gonna win outta the next 11? Pick your favourite! FIGHT! FINISH HIM! all that good shit. Possible answers to questions you may have: - Yep, theres still ten more photos but imma make you wait a little longer for them incase youre sick of the sight of blue satin and redheads. - Ah yes thankyou, yep they are the fluffy stripper shoes I wanted. I decided id to treat myself to ONE pair, despite there being 3 different colours, it was like Sophies choice of a tacky shoe nature. Heartbreaking. - Yep, why that is nearly my asshole in that first photo yes. - Yessss its very cute. - Yessss I know, but dont worry I have a video this week thats SO fucking naughty thats gonna blow your fucking dick off. 🍆
2020-11-17 20:44:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Comment a word and ill tell you if it made me bite my lip or nah. Top tip food and/or sex related will most likely do the trick but get creative!
2020-11-17 13:11:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Yo satin underwear is soft as shittttt and I didnt wanna take it off so ended up getting THIRTY FIVE PHOTOS for you in it, innit. Heres the first 12 of 'em because its MY favourite when you tell me which one YOUR favourite and I wouldnt be able to keep track if we did them all in one go. Plus you dont have the technology OR the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that, so pick your favourite to advance to the next round, rumour has it theres tits in the sequel.
2020-11-16 19:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostTonight I am eating pizza, watching the mandalorian and occasionally getting nose tingles everytime baby Yoda does anything. So, sticking with the pizza theme, if you tip this post .69c or more I promise to deliver a little slice of that ass in the form of a 1 minute bonus clip to your dms in 30 minutes or less! 🍕 Terms and conditions: the time frame suggested only applies to orders made before 22:00GMT, any orders made after the time specified will be delivered to you first thing in the morning. Who doesnt love cold pizza in the morning though? 🙇🏻♀️
2020-11-15 20:21:33 +0000 UTC View PostMr Carter, if theres ANY chance you are reading this....hi. 🙇🏻♀️ Lil deku fact: I got all As, B's and C's back in the day, besides physics. In physics I got an E. Why you ask? Because Mr Carter taught physics and he was DREAMY. So Mr Carter, if youre there, I promise Im not dumb, dumb thicc tho maybe. AYOOOOO. anyway please enjoy a lil pussy slip and me falling over and breaking my nail
2020-11-12 12:39:51 +0000 UTC View Post
pick your favourite one, like the post and then tell me what that exact photo made you wanna do to me either in the comments (especially if its funny because you might make someone laugh which I would like) OR if its too spicy then hit my dms with that stuff from your bad brainz and by bad I mean baaaaaad, like oooo you baddddd (in a good way).
2020-11-11 18:42:01 +0000 UTC View PostSo I’m a sub (obviously), but a bratty one, yno the kinda sub that’ll spit on your face to make you mad and make sure you wanna punish me more 🙇🏻♀️ If you like this gif I’ll post a video making my eyes water later 👌🏻
2020-11-10 10:13:45 +0000 UTC View PostYou know when a dog stretches and you go "oooooh big stretch", well I just sent you a video being a very good girl and I do alot of stretching of places so go check your dms and say "ooooh big stretch" please 🙇🏻♀️ I sent you a screenshot of it too so you know what youre in for.
2020-11-07 21:50:54 +0000 UTC View Post