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My hub’s up on OF. @the_of_chaplain Subscribe free! There’s ..

My hub’s up on OF. @the_of_chaplain Subscribe free! There’s nothing on it yet but stuff will be on it soon!

2021-11-26 21:48:27 +0000 UTC View Post

I like to play in public. It’s a rush! Do you like it when I..

I like to play in public. It’s a rush! Do you like it when I play in public?

2021-11-26 13:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post

🐤 REALITY BYTE 🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 So, this is my husband. Just ..

🐤 REALITY BYTE 🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 So, this is my husband. Just call him “The Chaplain.” He’s about to be up and running with his own OF page soon and will be the self-proclaimed OnlyFans Chaplain and running an unofficial OnlyFans Church! Before you freak out thinking this is some kind of trick or joke, let me just say upfront that this will not be like any chaplain or church you’ve ever come across before. It’s not a gimmicky attempt to proselytize or evangelize you. It’s also not anti- or making light of anything. The Chaplain will be available for creators and fans. He’ll do 3 things: 1- Church. Going through the Bible and examining with a critical eye everything it has to say about sex. 2- Conversation. The hope is to collaborate on a regular basis with other creators who want to share their views on religion and spirituality, especially as it relates to sex. 3- Care. If you ever want to talk and have someone who really listens just go see The Chaplain. Part of “Care,” too, is weddings, funerals, and any other official ministerial services you may be interested in. The Chaplain will also be having sex and doing very naughty things with me here on my Lil Birdie page! Stayed tuned! He’s in the processing of setting up now. Follow me closely and I’ll share his username and more when he’s ready. The Chaplain formerly served as a Navy Chaplain and Lead Pastor and has an earned Doctor of Ministry degree through an academic institution of highest accreditation. Drop a DM if you want further details or have questions.

2021-11-24 21:34:40 +0000 UTC View Post

I was looking great and ready to take some photos and he wal..

I was looking great and ready to take some photos and he walked in and ruined me! Lol…He threw me on my back, stood beside the bed, and fucked my pussy HARD! Want to see the pic just a little lower?

2021-11-23 13:36:26 +0000 UTC View Post

I am making a GORGEOUS new friend and I want to introduce he..

I am making a GORGEOUS new friend and I want to introduce her to you! ❤️ Check out @unicornqueen444 TODAY! 😍 She’s a MILF very much like me and we have a LOT in common! 😍 For real for real, we may get together soon and make 🔥FIRE🔥 content for you so stay tuned! If you’ll $ TIP IN $ to help fund a road trip, this will happen sooner rather than later! Hell, yeah! 🍑💦🍑

2021-11-20 15:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Could you imagine pumping your cock in my pussy from behind ..

Could you imagine pumping your cock in my pussy from behind until you shoot your load deep into my body? A $3 tip gets the un-blurred version dropped to your inbox. I’ve been told I have incredible nips ~giggles~

2021-11-20 10:17:19 +0000 UTC View Post

These eyes have seen a lot. I’ve seen a lot of good things i..

These eyes have seen a lot. I’ve seen a lot of good things in life and a lot of bad. I’ve seen success and failure. Happiness. Sadness. Faithfulness and betrayal. You name it, I’ve seen it. I’m sure you have, too. I’ve learned that, to an extent, I can choose what I look at. And, I’ve chosen to look at the good things that are right in front of me. That includes pleasure. I assume all of us are on OF for pleasure. There’s nothing wrong with that. What are you looking at today?

2021-11-19 11:28:40 +0000 UTC View Post

🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 REALITY BYTE 🐤 Ok, so here's another session..

🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 REALITY BYTE 🐤 Ok, so here's another session on "Reality Bytes" A "Reality Byte" is a post that I make on real life and on real issues that I am passionate about. The pic is even of me in plain clothes because, you know, I'm not laying naked on the bed 24/7 masturbating...😝. For real, I'm a real gal. I have kids. I have a job. I have a mortgage. ...and I've been BUSY! My guess is that a lot of you feel like me...like you have too much on your plate all the time. I've been so busy that I haven't even been able to make new content. It's frustrating, honestly. Please hang on, though. I PROMISE you new and fresh content is coming soon! So enough gibber-gabber...I want to touch some more on the story of my husband and me. There has been a LOT of interest. If you're not familiar, I was a leader of a well-known Christian ministry and he was a Navy Chaplain and pastor. We left all of that and now we find ourselves fucking each other for you on OF. We don't feel bad or wrong or guilty. We feel free and we are enjoying life now more than ever. But, for those of you who have been following the story so far, I've left a BIG gap in how we got from there to here. That's on purpose, and we just started telling the story, so just keep following along and the gap will eventually close. For now...how did we get from there to here? There's a million different aspects of our life that has to go into answering that question...I'll just focus in on one aspect that I thought of at random just now... That is, both my husband and I, from the time we started ministry and throughout our ministry time, grew tired of always having to "play the part." Being a devout Christian, and especially being a Christian leader, is just too mentally, physically, emotionally, AND spiritually exhausting. The church folks we led constantly scrutinized and criticized us for the way we looked, or the way we acted, or the way we did this, or didn't do that. It was incessant. In short, they expected us to be perfect and everybody had a different idea of what perfection looked like. Coupled with that, we knew we were FAR from perfect. I struggle with some things in life and so does my husband. The church would say all day long that they'd love us unconditionally, but, that's just a lie. They find out that pastor and wife have, omg, issues...they just, again, criticize, judge, gossip...all that. So, our growing weariness of this just grew and grew and grew into a misery that just consumed our lives. Luckily, it got so big that we could no longer ignore it, and thankfully we decided to give the middle finger to that misery and take our lives back. There's still a lot of gap there, but, in short, we left ministry and gradually transitioned into sex work. Sex work is new to us and we have a lot to learn but we're excited and we're excited that you are along with us in our journey. In a future post I suppose I'll need to talk about our sexuality. So far it's leaned more toward why we left ministry and not as much about why we chose sex work. So...stay tuned! I'll eventually get to that and a whole lot more! I'm asking for a tip. If this REALITY BYTE was helpful to you or you just like it, please tip $3 (more if you'd like). I always appreciate your generosity and your true support will allow me to get to a place where I can focus on offering help AND being naughty more often! Also, "like" this REALITY BYTE, share your thoughts, and ask your questions in the comments! Love, Lil Birdie

2021-11-17 19:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Want some pussy?

2021-11-17 15:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post

I dress skimpy, sexy, or just get plain naked for pics to po..

I dress skimpy, sexy, or just get plain naked for pics to post on OF, but, of course, you know I’m a real girl with a real life. Here’s a great example of what I typically look like while I’m out and about. Comment and tell me what you think! ❤️

2021-11-16 15:17:24 +0000 UTC View Post

I usually add a description or story or tease…but how about ..

I usually add a description or story or tease…but how about you comment and let everyone know what should be said about this pic?

2021-11-15 14:44:27 +0000 UTC View Post

🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 ⬅️ I say that sometimes when I especially wa..

🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 ⬅️ I say that sometimes when I especially want you to read the post and I suspect a lot of times you just look at the pic…lol. 😜 A lot of successful, influential creators say to just outright ask for the tip or purchase. I don’t usually do that but for this post I’m asking: Will you purchase this post? It’s a short, teaser video with me fully nude. If you’ve already seen it (and tell the truth…😜) let me know and I’ll send you something nice in addition. But, the main thing I want to communicate in this post is to let you know that I know it’s been at least a couple of weeks since I posted new, fresh ❌❌❌ content for those of you who have been fans for a while. Life has been hectic. That’s life. But, I PROMISE it is cumming soon! 💦 I am DEFINITELY ready! 🍑 Please comment and tell me what you’d like to see. 🔥 I always love your feedback and ideas. ❤️ My bigger plans are a collab with another girl and to have a videographer film my man and I for some bigger, better, longer, higher quality content. But, my next content might be something like me playing with a toy, or him going down on me, or a titty-fuck with cumshot, or…again, give me some ideas! 😈 I can’t wait to put a smile on your face and some arousal between your legs! 💋

2021-11-14 10:53:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Daddy, will you bring me a girl? I want to teach her the art..

Daddy, will you bring me a girl? I want to teach her the art of sexual ecstasy. I want you to be my assistant, Daddy. Let’s teach her how to have a threesome. First, l’ll engulf her sweet pussy with my mouth while you bang me from behind. Then, I’ll flip her over and crawl on top of her to make a pussy stack so you can go back and forth fucking my pussy and hers. Daddy, please find me a girl.

2021-11-13 09:45:41 +0000 UTC View Post

🍑 LET’S GROUP SEXT! 🍆 I just had this idea. Don’t know if i..

🍑 LET’S GROUP SEXT! 🍆 I just had this idea. Don’t know if it’ll work or not but let’s try it. It’ll work if you participate. I’ll get it started and you make a comment and let’s keep it going. Everyone join in: You walk in my bedroom and see me laying in the bed naked and asleep. What do you do next?

2021-11-12 08:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post

🇺🇸 Happy Veterans Day 🇺🇸 Thank you for your service… …makes ..

🇺🇸 Happy Veterans Day 🇺🇸 Thank you for your service… …makes me want to provide you with some “service” if you know what I’m sayin’ ❤️

2021-11-11 16:43:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Let me clear something up for you…😜 Drop a $5 tip for some d..

Let me clear something up for you…😜 Drop a $5 tip for some dick-hardening blowjob pics that leave nothing to the imagination. 🍆💦💦💦

2021-11-10 15:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Buy 1 get 1 free: 2 edging blowjobs with cumshots videos. In..

Buy 1 get 1 free: 2 edging blowjobs with cumshots videos. In 1 he cums all over my face in a closeup POV. In the other, in a closeup side-view he unloads into my open mouth and I swallow! ...for you oral enthusiasts out there 😈

2021-11-09 19:23:18 +0000 UTC View Post

From head to toe, my body goes on and on for days. I’m long ..

From head to toe, my body goes on and on for days. I’m long and slender. Yesterday, my man and I made love (sorry! …not for content…sometimes a girl just needs to feel loved) and he caressed my torso up and down slowly. He loves to touch me there and I love the sensation when he does that. ❤️❤️❤️

2021-11-09 15:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post

🐤 REALITY BYTE 🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 I'm so glad you're my fans an..

🐤 REALITY BYTE 🐤 PLEASE READ 🐤 I'm so glad you're my fans and I LOVE all of the playing we do on here, but I also have a desire to share the real me with you from time to time. I hope you will like it, too, when I make these "REALITY BYTES" posts. So, today, I just wanted to begin to share with you one aspect of our life story. By "our" I mean my husband and me. I'll begin and be talking about it all along well into the future. The aspect I want to talk about is the fact that we used to be leaders in the church and other Christian ministries; like, he was a Navy Chaplain and I was a program manager for an in-residence Christian home for women recovering from addictions. There is WAYYYY too much to share in one post, so, I'lll just answer this question for today: How did we go from being Christian leaders to fucking for all to see on OnlyFans? Even that answer is long and complex, but the short answer is that we just struggled for years to be what we thought everybody else in the world wanted us to be and we grew so sick and tired of it that we decided to make a change. Now, a lot happened as a long process that led to that decision and I'll talk about that later, but, that's it...we just wanted to change to be more true to ourselves. And, one of the things that is TRULY us is the fact that we are HIGHLY sexual people. We weren't comfortable in our sexuality while trying to always follow all these rules and regulations that inhibited our sexual desires. We don't try to or intend on flying in the face of our religious roots. Rather, we just had to get away from it so we could have some freedom and enjoy life...right or wrong. Anyway...that's a start...there will be a LOT more on this subject and I'll also have other subjects like helping with addictions and relationships and sexuality and more in upcoming segments of "REALITY BYTES" so stay tuned! Thanks for reading. Love, Lil Birdie

2021-11-08 16:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post

You want the bottom of the pic to be lower so you can see my..

You want the bottom of the pic to be lower so you can see my long legs spread…and what’s in between them…right?

2021-11-07 14:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post

❤️❤️❤️ PLEASE READ ❤️❤️❤️ Yeah, I know, Halloween's over and..

❤️❤️❤️ PLEASE READ ❤️❤️❤️ Yeah, I know, Halloween's over and it's time to move on, but I like this pic, ok? So, anyways...I've been on OF about 2 months now, give or take. About a month ago I wrote a long post kind of like a newsletter and that's what this is, too. I just wanted to give you some updates, share some thoughts, things like that. I think the biggest news I want to share is that soon I am going to start a VIP page! You'll have access to all my most hardcore, XXX content with a monthly paid subscription. True fans will want to go there for sure. I'll maintain my free page as well. And, speaking of content, it is about to get better, longer, and higher quality. I'll be honest, it has taken some practice to make good porn! lol...from how to keep the camera still, to getting the right angles, good shots, lose the shadows, and get arms and legs out of the way so you can see the goods! lol...but my man and I are getting the hang of it, so get ready for some next level Lil Birdie content! In other news, if you notice my name on my profile, it says "Reality Bytes" beside it now. I want to start changing the feel of things and offer you more of ME. On OF, we creators can get so spammy so quick and sound like salesmen all the time pushing our content. Don't get me wrong, I want you to tip and purchase videos and all that, but, let's be real...I know you probably get flooded with tons of messages every day about any given creator's latest and greatest content. Soooo...what I'm saying is.... I'm about to start putting my niche directly on my page for you on a regular basis so you can get to know the real me better. I also believe I have something real to offer in the way of helping people. From time to time I'll write a long post or make a video or something called "REALITY BYTES" and it'll be me talking about my real life experiences on a number of subjects that I am passionate about such as addictions, relationships, and sexuality. I also have considerable education in these areas so I'll offer help to anyone who thinks I can help. The other day, for example, a fan was talking about a relationship and I recommended a book on relationships. Just that simple act of helping is something I really like to do. Changing the subject: In my 2 months on OF I have discovered some things that work well and some things that don't work well. One thing that has NOT worked well for me at all for whatever reason is livestream. I don't know why really, but it just hasn't worked well. So, I'm not going to emphasize livestream on OF as much as I had been. It IS still available. ...just not emphasizing it as much. On THAT note, however, I AM about start doing adult live cam on StripChat and LiveJasmin so stay tuned for that!!! I'll let you know when I launch! Hmmm...maybe THIS is my biggest news right now!!! I'm excited about it! Ok, so I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but I'll end with this...my man is about to start his own OF page, too, so subscribe to him when he gets going. I'll let you know. He is going to be "The Chaplain" or something along those lines. We'll share more of our story soon, but he used to be a Navy Chaplain and a pastor and I actually was in charge of running a substantial Christian ministry. We don't fly in the face of our religious past, but we found freedom from it. Anyway, he really wants to be the chaplain for all OF creators and fans. It won't be a religious, churchy, preachy thing, so don't worry. You'll just have to check it out and see for yourself once he gets it up and running. Thanks for reading this long post! If you like what you read then "like" the post. I'd LOVE to get some feedback in the comments. And, if you just thought this was the greatest post ever, feel free to TIP! I always appreciate your generosity and support. Love, Lil Birdie

2021-11-05 23:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post

I tease a lot. If I see you looking at my ass, I’ll shake it..

I tease a lot. If I see you looking at my ass, I’ll shake it a little. When I put you in me, I’ll stop with just the tip in me for a minute, leaving you wondering when I’m going to let you deep inside me. In this pic, I blur out my perky, little titties with their succulent nipples. Tip $3 and I’ll stop teasing you and drop the un-blurred pic in your DM ❤️

2021-11-04 10:09:50 +0000 UTC View Post

I want to get naked with another girl and rub our bodies all..

I want to get naked with another girl and rub our bodies all over each other. I love good pussy, too, you know? 🍑

2021-11-03 14:19:24 +0000 UTC View Post

I was naked in public in broad daylight. People saw me, I’m ..

I was naked in public in broad daylight. People saw me, I’m sure. 😈

2021-11-02 14:41:31 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m 5’10” and about 125 lbs. Tall, slender, fit, and full of..

I’m 5’10” and about 125 lbs. Tall, slender, fit, and full of energy. I’m an extrovert. I don’t tell my age but I’m usually flattered when you give me your guess. You know I’m a milf. Halloween is over but it’s my favorite holiday so I wanted to share another pic. …that’s just a little about me…drop me a comment and tell me a little about you. ❤️

2021-11-02 14:30:12 +0000 UTC View Post

💋 Would you kiss me? 💋

💋 Would you kiss me? 💋

2021-11-01 16:04:57 +0000 UTC View Post

🎃 Trick? Or, treat? 🎃 Happy Halloween, everyone! I’m a milf,..

🎃 Trick? Or, treat? 🎃 Happy Halloween, everyone! I’m a milf, you know, so I went trick or treating last night with the family. ❤️ Today, it’s time to treat you and get some treats from you! 😈 DM me today! Let’s get to know each other better and sexually interact!

2021-10-31 11:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post

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