What’s red, white, blue , and green? . . . A patriotic turtl..

What’s red, white, blue , and green? . . . A patriotic turtle
2023-07-04 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s red, white, blue , and green? . . . A patriotic turtle
2023-07-04 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhich colonists told the most jokes? . . . Pun-sylvanians
2023-07-04 22:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostHow did the Boston colonists’ dogs protest against England? . . . The Boston Flea Party
2023-07-04 22:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you eat on July 5th? . . . Independence Day-old pizza
2023-07-04 21:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did King George think of the American Colonists? . . . He thought they were revolting
2023-07-04 21:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhich Founding Father is a dog’s favorite? . . . Bone Franklin
2023-07-04 20:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhich flag is the most highly rated? . . . The American Flag, it has 50 stars
2023-07-04 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do Dads like to eat on the 4th of July? . . . Pop-sicles
2023-07-04 19:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is there no knock-knock joke about America? . . . Because freedom rings
2023-07-04 19:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the best sport to play on July 4th? . . . Flag Football
2023-07-04 18:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat Beverage do you drink on July 4th? . . . Liber-tea
2023-07-04 18:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the flag do when it lost its voice? . . . It just waved
2023-07-04 17:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does the Statue of Liberty stand for freedom? . . . Because she can’t sit
2023-07-04 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was the most popular dance in 1776? . . . The Indepen-dance
2023-07-04 16:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the firecracker eat at the movies? . . . Pop-corn
2023-07-04 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhere was the Declaration of Independence signed? . . . On the bottom of the page
2023-07-04 15:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do ducks love about the 4th of July? . . . Fire quackers
2023-07-04 15:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? . . . Tea-shirts
2023-07-04 14:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostWho has to work on the 4th of July? . . . Fire works
2023-07-04 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s red, white, black and blue? . . . Uncle Sam after a boxing match
2023-07-04 13:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the tourist say when they left the Statue of Liberty? . . . Keep in Torch!
2023-07-04 13:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ghost say on the 4th of July? . . . Red, White and Boo 👻
2023-07-04 12:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostHappy 4th I’m posting plenty of content today for you to ”entertain” yourself ALL day 🥵 Enjoy yourself baby 😘
2023-07-04 12:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostShould I wear heels more often?
2023-07-03 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDo my eyes capture your attention
2023-07-03 00:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostCan I smother you with my small tits
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