Serious case of the Mondays
Serious case of the Mondays
2021-08-16 11:16:47 +0000 UTC View Post
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After running 8 miles in the midday summer heat, I need this..
After running 8 miles in the midday summer heat, I need this in my life. Strawberry ice cream cookie sandwich with sprinkles. #foodporn 🍦🍪
2021-08-14 17:16:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t want to be that guy, but…I’m in a mood today. Here’..
I don’t want to be that guy, but…I’m in a mood today. Here’s why. I logged into OF this morning and checked my statements page. I almost did a double take when I saw my pending earnings. Over the past week my earnings here were…wait for it…$13.60. That is pathetic, and my lowest figure since mid-April. My top % rating has fallen from 17% to 21% over the same span. And when I dig into this even further, most of my earnings this week came from my top 2 superfans. From the rest of my fanbase, I got virtually nothing. That’s right, I ran an analysis of my earnings. 39% of my total earnings here on OF have come from just 5 people. If any of you 5 read this, give yourself a big pat on the back. You are my ride or die, and I’ll jump any time you ask me to. As for the rest of you, I can only speculate that your collective bad behavior stems from my giving you a free full body nude last weekend. I mean, why pay for something that you can get for free right? Well played guys. From now on you get nothing free, ever. Freebie Friday is officially canceled. Don’t like it? Go to another page. I’m as nice as they come but I’m not stupid, I know when I’m being taken advantage of. Happy Friday the 13th bitches
2021-08-13 13:15:52 +0000 UTC View PostWould you create content with me?
Would you create content with me?
2021-08-12 13:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostIf you are into transgender girls, this hottie from Mexico w..
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2021-08-10 17:13:25 +0000 UTC View PostThere are a lot of new faces around here, so allow me to rei..
There are a lot of new faces around here, so allow me to reintroduce myself! My name is Stiph, and I’m a sweet and kind boy next door type. I am very athletic and have a toned sexy body, but also a bright, imaginative mind as well. I can turn you on with my looks, or with the fantasies of my mind. My page is a mix of sexy and sophisticated, just like me, and is one of the most unique pages on OF. I also do custom requests for fans. Whether it’s a full length erotic story or a gorgeous hunk of a man getting off that gets you off, I’m there for you! My DM is always open. I give priority in answering DMs to my buyers and best creator friends, but I reply to all! Don’t be shy, say hi! Happy Titty Tuesday!
2021-08-10 12:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostThis lovely lady comes from Dominican Republic, and was one ..
This lovely lady comes from Dominican Republic, and was one of my best friends in my early days here on OF. She’s very kind and has a rocking body too…performed very admirably during my recent Olympics contest. She’s now a member of my League of Besties. If you’re looking for an island girl that will fuel your hottest fantasies, check out @babykatrina8 The Dominican woman is very hot, look at her profile and subscribe, you will not regret it, you will enjoy her a lot 👿💦🔥
2021-08-10 01:57:11 +0000 UTC View PostMondays are easier when you know you have great food waiting..
Mondays are easier when you know you have great food waiting at home. Yesterday I made my signature shrimp & chicken macaroni pasta. Here’s what you need: 1lb pasta 🍝 8-12oz breaded or grilled chicken breast 🐓 8-12oz cooked shrimp 🍤 2 cups bite sized broccoli 🥦 1/2 cup diced tomatoes 🍅 6-8 slices white American or cheddar cheese 🧀 Cooking oil, salt, pepper 1.Prepare and cook chicken, either in the oven or on the grill whichever your preference. Cut into bite sized pieces 2.De-tail shrimp, cut into bite size pieces 3.Boil pasta. While pasta is being prepared, cut broccoli and tomatoes into bite size pieces. 4.Strain pasta. Return pasta to pot and lightly drizzle pasta with cooking oil. 5.Lightly cover saucepan with cooking oil and add broccoli. Sauté for about 4-5 minutes, then add tomatoes and sauté for 2-3 more minutes 6.Add vegetables, chicken, and shrimp to pasta, then add your cheese slices or shredded cheese. Season with salt and pepper. Stir for about 5 minutes or until cheese is melted completely. 7.Enjoy. Recipe is 4-6 servings. May do a sexy cooking video or OF live for this dish if anybody is interested.
2021-08-09 20:37:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis smoking hot guy was bronze medalist in my Onlyfans Olym..
This smoking hot guy was bronze medalist in my Onlyfans Olympics contest, and is now inducted into my League of Besties. If you’re into kind gentlemen with super sexy bodies and dirty minds, @liamrush is the boyfriend you’ve been missing! Follow @liamrush Fitness body, big 🍆 and round 🍑 He also does Custom content and fetishes 😈
2021-08-09 16:32:50 +0000 UTC View PostGot nice and sweaty this morning to beat this afternoon’s he..
Got nice and sweaty this morning to beat this afternoon’s heat, and ran 3 miles in under 20 minutes. Starting to get my speed back! 🏃♂️💨 Happy Sunday!
2021-08-08 13:25:25 +0000 UTC View Post8 minutes of pure masturbatory magic! 🍌💦
8 minutes of pure masturbatory magic! 🍌💦
2021-08-07 16:08:50 +0000 UTC View PostMe and my one true love, my cigarette
Me and my one true love, my cigarette
2021-08-06 19:34:40 +0000 UTC View PostJust wrapped up a killer body resistance workout! Even thou..
Just wrapped up a killer body resistance workout! Even though I’m back to running now I’m still churning out plenty of planks, situps, and burpees! 💪
2021-08-06 03:16:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn the Olympic stadium, the national flags of all the compet..
In the Olympic stadium, the national flags of all the competing nations are presented once more, and there is a performance of singers and dancers from the various nations. After a short while the competitors emerge, and Stiph comes forth to the podium. “Welcome all to the Closing Ceremony of the 2021 Onlyfans Olympics. This competition has seen some of the world’s hottest and sexiest do battle, showcasing not only their looks but their athletic talents as well. I want to thank all 32 competitors and 21 National federations for their participation.” “And now, we have the awards.” First up is the Team Trophy, which is presented to the best performing team in the Olympiad. This ended up being no contest. With a collective record of 8-1 against other nations, the team trophy goes to Team Brazil 🇧🇷@sweetbrasileira ; @electratheone ; @sweetbrazilianpaola Paola, Electra, and Docemorena come forth to accept the team trophy, wearing their green and yellow team outfits. They raise it high with smiles on their faces. 🏆 Next up is the Most Competitive Award, this recognition going to the competitor who did the best despite not finishing on the podium. This woman lit up the scoreboard in round 1 and 2 only to be undone by a harsh bracket. The winner - @rosita_esposito 🇮🇹 Rosita comes to the front dressed in the deep blue of the Azzurri to accept the award, her face showing a more reserved expression. And now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for…the Olympic medalists. Our 3 medalists would like thank their fans, sponsors, and national federations for all of the love and support they have received over the past 2 weeks. 🥉Bronze medalist and top male performer in the 2021 Olympiad, representing Spain, @liamrush 🇪🇸 Liam steps up to the podium wearing the La Roja of Spain and accepts the Bronze medal from Stiph. His face shows happiness but not full contentment. He seems intent to return for another shot at Gold. 🥈Silver medalist, representing France, @melastarz 🇫🇷 Melastarz comes forth wearing the Les Blues of France, her face beaming as she accepts the silver medal from Stiph. She’s given a flower bouquet and mouths “merci beaucoup” before waving to the limited crowd in the stadium 🥇Gold Medalist and Olympic champion, top female performer in the Olympiad, representing Brazil, @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 There is a loud ovation as Paola steps up to the top of the podium wearing the colors of La Selecao. She accepts the Gold medal with glee and waves to the adoring fans. Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem of Brazil! The Brazilian anthem rings out as the Brazilian, French, and Spanish flags are raised. Paola can be seen singing the anthem, as do Electra and Docemorena who are standing just a short ways from the podium. At the conclusion is another big ovation as fireworks go off overhead. “This concludes the 2021 Onlyfans Olympics. The 2022 Olympiad will be held this February in Beijing, China…we will see you all then for what could be an even bigger and greater competition.”
2021-08-05 16:27:25 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyfans Olympics Closing Ceremonies coming up shortly…snapp..
Onlyfans Olympics Closing Ceremonies coming up shortly…snapped this photo of me in my finery for you all.
2021-08-05 15:04:33 +0000 UTC View PostDo these jeans make my hump look fat?
Do these jeans make my hump look fat?
2021-08-04 12:27:25 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyfans Olympics 2021 Best Athlete Contest - Gold Medal Fin..
Onlyfans Olympics 2021 Best Athlete Contest - Gold Medal Final - @sweetbrazilianpaola vs @melastarz We’ve reached the finale of the 2021 Onlyfans Olympics. Will it be the sexy running Brazilian Paola taking home the gold, or will the sensual cyclist from France Melastarz riding away into a golden sunset?
2021-08-03 18:27:47 +0000 UTC View PostThe World Map depicting the 21 competing nations at Onlyfans..
The World Map depicting the 21 competing nations at Onlyfans Olympics 2021! Thanks to all of you this has been a super amazing competition so far. The bracket for Round 2 is set and matches will take place today through Friday! 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇷🇩🇴🇨🇴🇧🇷🇦🇷🇮🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇪🇸🇳🇱🇮🇹🇳🇴🇸🇪🇫🇮🇷🇴🇷🇺🇮🇳🇹🇭🇦🇺
2021-07-28 17:43:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe longest dry spell of my life is over! 16 long days has l..
The longest dry spell of my life is over! 16 long days has led to this. Behold my sexy body as I work toward a climax so powerful I could barely stand!
2021-07-28 13:07:34 +0000 UTC View PostReady for launch 🚀 Tip me and the underwear comes off
Ready for launch 🚀 Tip me and the underwear comes off
2021-07-27 13:10:14 +0000 UTC View PostIs this me after running 5 miles in 90 degree (32 C) tempera..
Is this me after running 5 miles in 90 degree (32 C) temperatures, or is this me with serious blue balls after not cumming for 15 days? You be the judge. 🏃♂️🫐
2021-07-26 13:36:54 +0000 UTC View Post2021 Onlyfans Olympics Best Athlete Contest 🥇- @sweetbrazil..
2021 Onlyfans Olympics Best Athlete Contest 🥇- @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 🥈- @melastarz 🇫🇷 🥉- @liamrush 🇪🇸 Gold Medal Match @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 - 71 @melastarz 🇫🇷 - 39 Bronze Medal Match @courtneysins 🇬🇧 - 15 @liamrush 🇪🇸 - 33 Semifinal Round @courtneysins 🇬🇧 - 19 @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 - 57 @liamrush 🇪🇸 - 45 @melastarz 🇫🇷 - 52 Quarterfinal Round @courtneysins 🇬🇧 - 20 @tucachorro 🇦🇷 - 17 @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 - 74 @sweetbrasiliera 🇧🇷 - 37 @liamrush 🇪🇸 - 35 @gemma9 🇦🇷 - 33 @norwegianbaby1free 🇳🇴 - 24 @melastarz 🇫🇷 - 50 Round 2: @rochaof 🇨🇷 - 18 @courtneysins 🇬🇧 - 25 @maxroler-free 🇷🇴 - 18 @tucachorro 🇦🇷 - 22 @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 - 112 @rosita_esposito 🇮🇹 - 72 User deleted 🇸🇪 - 29 @sweetbrasileira 🇧🇷 - 33 @sahilkhan187 🇮🇳 - 18 @liamrush 🇪🇸 - 36 @gemma9 🇦🇷 - 40 @vixenkat 🇺🇸 - 23 @mademoiselleopium 🇮🇪 - 18 @norwegianbaby1free 🇳🇴 - 31 @melastarz 🇫🇷 - 45 @electratheone 🇧🇷 - 19 Round 1: @foxygirl1 🇷🇺 - 18 @rochaof 🇨🇷 - 20 @peliroja2123 🇨🇴 - 10 @courtneysins 🇬🇧 - 17 @maxroler-free 🇷🇴 - 17 User deleted 🇳🇱 - 9 @tucachorro 🇦🇷 - 28 @aria.rose.xoxo 🇮🇹 - 23 @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 - 69 @samanthasjourny80 🇺🇸 - 26 @lovergirllyss 🇨🇦 - 6 @rosita_esposito 🇮🇹 - 70 User deleted 🇸🇪 - 26 @jasminebabbyy 🇨🇦 - 18 @sweetbrasileira 🇧🇷 - 38 User deleted 🇺🇸 - 13 @sahilkhan187 🇮🇳 - 18 @yeshi_07 🇹🇭 - 13 @liamrush 🇪🇸 - 29 @indianbbc.free 🇮🇳 - 13 @babykatrina8 🇩🇴 - 25 @gemma9 🇦🇷 - 31 @vixenkat 🇺🇸 - 29 @ninnudez 🇫🇮 - 20 @riversnowmoon 🇺🇸 - 11 @mademoiselleopium 🇮🇪 - 18 @norwegianbaby1free 🇳🇴 - 31 User deleted 🇬🇧 - 11 @tallielorain 🇺🇸 - 9 @melastarz 🇫🇷 - 28 @magicmum 🇦🇺 - 12 @electratheone 🇧🇷 - 24
2021-07-24 16:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostAll the lights are on in the stadium, the socially distanced..
All the lights are on in the stadium, the socially distanced crowd having made their way to their seats. The people are like a checkerboard amid empty seats, a stark reminder of the global pandemic we are still fighting against. But all assembled are in full voice and high spirits. The Opening Ceremony starts with a beautiful show showcasing Japanese culture, as samurai fight with swords, geishas perform tea ceremony, and skits of popular Japanese anime are performed as their shows are shown simultaneously on the stadium big screen. The hosts are then joined by dancers and performers from all of the competing nations. And then we hear the commentators for the first time. "Welcome everybody to Tokyo, and to the 2021 Onlyfans Olympics! Over the next 2 weeks, the top creators in the world will come and do battle to determine who is Onlyfans Best Athlete! Without further ado, the Parade of Nations is about to begin! The first flagbearer enters the stadium. The fans rise to their feet at cheer at the sight of her beauty. Argentina! This South American nation has two competitors, led in by their flag bearer, the lovely @gemma9 - her main event is swimming, but with her curves, she'll be a tough matchup for anybody in this tournament @gemma9 🇦🇷 @kushina1 🇦🇷 - withdrew @tucachorro 🇦🇷 - alternate replacement Australia! The land down under has one lovely competitor, @magicmum - she is a sexy tattooed cougar and mother. Like Gemma earlier, swimming is her thing, and when she hits the beach in a two piece, the whole place heats up! @magicmum 🇦🇺 Brazil! The host of the previous Summer Olympics and the land of Carnival and the Samba, Brazil features three breathtaking beauties. Their flag bearer is @sweetbrazilianpaola - a runner that is looking to leave her competition in the dust! @sweetbrazilianpaola 🇧🇷 @sweetbrasileira 🇧🇷 @electratheone 🇧🇷 Canada! The great white north may be cold in climate but is super hot in its ladies! They have 2 competitors as well, including their flag bearer the incomparable @jasminebabbyy - she's a sailing captain whose goal is gliding past the waves, wind, and anybody in her path! @jasminebabbyy 🇨🇦 @lovergirllyss 🇨🇦 Colombia! This nation at the top of South America is represented by the lovely @peliroja2123 - she's a sexy swimming Latina that'll have you all saying "oh mami" @peliroja2123 🇨🇴 Costa Rica! A pristine land of rainforest, beaches, and rice and beans, this Central American nation’s flagbearer is @rochaof - she’s a lovely Latina hot wife who will teach you the ways of Pura Vida @rochaof 🇨🇷 Dominican Republic! Nestled on the island of Hispaniola, Dominican Republic is a nation of lovely island beauties and is a hotbed of baseball talent. They are represented by @babykatrina8 - a lovely lady that hits the ball hard every time! @babykatrina8 🇩🇴 Finland! This proud northern European nation is represented by @ninnudez - she is a pro bodybuilder and weightlifter. Anybody who underestimates her power is in for a bad day for sure! @ninnudez 🇫🇮 France! The land of lights and romance and the home of the famous Tour de France, the French nation's flagbearer is @melastarz - she's a cycling talent and she looks really good as she climbs over mountains and any challengers in her path! @melastarz 🇫🇷 Great Britain! The British nation is a hotbed of sporting talent as well as double decker buses, tea, and foxhunts. Their flagbearer is @courtneysins - she's a beautiful and powerful weightlifter who is strong enough to move Hadrain's Wall! @courtneysins 🇬🇧 India! The land of technology, Bollywood, and the capital of cricket, India has 2 competitors this year and they are both male which is getting the lady fans out of their seats! Their flag bearer is @sahilkhan187 - a beach volleyball star from the shores of the Arabian Sea. @sahilkhan187 🇮🇳 @indianbbc.free 🇮🇳 Ireland! The emerald isle is home of Riverdance, Guinness, and Gaelic sport. Their flag bearer is @mademoiselleopium - a super lovely lady who competes in multiple sports including triathlon! Super impressive! @mademoiselleopium 🇮🇪 Italy! The newly crowned European football champions and land of pasta, sports cars, and high fashion, Italy's flag bearer is the beautiful @aria.rose.xoxo - much to her heritage, she's a footballer that can score on anybody...if she chooses :) @aria.rose.xoxo 🇮🇹 @rosita_esposito 🇮🇹 Netherlands! The low country of Europe with beautiful canals and more bikes than people, the Netherlands' flagbearer is the lovely - user deleted - a cyclist that is never thrown off her ride! 🇳🇱 Norway! The land of the Vikings, Norway's flagbearer is the gorgeous @norwegianbaby1free - she's an athletics competitor that is ready to run, jump, and vault past her competition! @norwegianbaby1free 🇳🇴 Romania! This eastern European nation is represented by their flagbearer, @maxroler-free - she's a gymnast whose tumbling and lovely presentation is reminiscent of the great Nadia Comaneci. @maxroler-free 🇷🇴 Russia! The largest nation in the world and home of many a gorgeous lady, their flagbearer is @foxygirl1 - she's a sexy sailor that has graced the waters of the Baltic and the Black with her lovely figure. This siren has come for glory! @foxygirl1 🇷🇺 Spain! The Iberian peninsula is the birthplace of flamenco, bullfighting, and the world's best ham. It's flagbearer is one very prime cut of a man, the handsome @liamrush - He's a footballer that has come to score early and often! @liamrush 🇪🇸 Sweden! The land of Vikings and blond hair and blue eyed beauties, Sweden is represented by their flagbearer user deleted - She's a boxer that is strong and super sexy. She'll knock you out every time! 🇸🇪 Thailand! A land of enchantment, meditation, and amazing temples, this southeast Asian nation is represented by their male flagbearer @yeshi_07 - a swimmer and triathlete who looks like a handsome hot male model @yeshi_07 🇹🇭 United States! Finally our last competing nation, the USA has the largest team here at the Olympics. They are represented by their flagbearer @riversnowmoon - a sexy skier that looks great as she flies down the mountain like that of Lindsey Vonn and Michaela Shiffrin! @riversnowmoon 🇺🇸 @vixenkat 🇺🇸 @samanthasjourny80 🇺🇸 @tallielorain 🇺🇸 All of the athletes come into a circle and receive torches as the Olympic torch comes into view. A runner brings the Olympic torch into the stadium, and the flame is passed around the circle as the cauldron rises from the floor. In his sexy suit, Stephen comes forward to the podium. "I declare the 2021 Onlyfans Olympics officially open!" All the competitors lower their torches into the base of the cauldron, causing the 29 flames to combine into one large flame that rises to the very top, bursting forth in a giant inferno as fireworks explode high above the stadium. The stadium is filled with cheers and flashbulbs as the competitors wave and blow kisses into the crowd. Let the games begin!
2021-07-24 15:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostDirector of the Onlyfans Olympic Committee, backstage before..
Director of the Onlyfans Olympic Committee, backstage before the Parade of Nations.
2021-07-24 14:16:46 +0000 UTC View PostI pride myself on being a kind, wholesome, mild mannered guy..
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2021-07-21 21:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post