I need a haircut.

I need a haircut.
2025-01-11 21:51:51 +0000 UTC View PostHi. Are you home alone? Oh you are??
2025-01-11 18:46:36 +0000 UTC View PostHey daddy what’s underneath that pump cover??
2025-01-09 19:45:44 +0000 UTC View PostMight stay home and masturbate all day tomorrow. Message me if you want to join.
2025-01-09 19:44:33 +0000 UTC View PostI love showering at the gym. They always have endless hot water. But the steam room and the sauna were both broken today. :(
2025-01-09 19:42:33 +0000 UTC View PostYou came home to find me in your tub playing with my pump. What’s your next move?
2025-01-08 13:41:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you do if you came home to find me in your bed?
2025-01-08 13:14:11 +0000 UTC View PostWelp. Did it again. The snow angel challenge. Would you be courageous enough to make naked snow angels with me?
2025-01-08 12:58:20 +0000 UTC View PostWell? Think you can match my freak?
2025-01-03 17:24:11 +0000 UTC View PostI awoke on New Year’s Day at 5:30 am with morning wood raging so hard it wouldn’t leave me alone and let me sleep. My wife has had a terrible cold so I knew I had to defeat this boner all on my own. Sneaking off to the bathroom I sat down and took out my daddy dick and had a nice hard cum. First cum of the new year. And it was definitely satisfying. I felt so much better after I finally got it out of my system. Too bad I wasn’t getting it out of my system and getting into yours. I wish I was cumming in your pussy. God I just fucking love making a cream pie. And what’s even more fun than making cream pies?? Eating them. Yeah I said it. I want to lick up my cum as it drips out of your pussy. And I want you to watch me do it. Maybe your boyfriend/husband can watch me do it too while he cums all over himself.
2025-01-02 20:33:41 +0000 UTC View PostFor New Year’s Day this year I’ve spent almost the entire day dedicated to making porn!! Niche porn in fact. Possibly the best niche porn there is. Food porn. Yes today I’m making a pot of pho. And not only am i making it solo every step of the way (mainly because my wife has a cold and feels like shitty) but I’m doing my best to capture every step on video. From the moment I turned on the oven to roast the beef bones to the final touch (lime juice. See editors note.) And the first bite. If I’m lucky I can turn you on by making you horngry, and teaching you how to cook something delicious. So delicious maybe you’ll cook it for me someday. Because this food. This is what made me fall in love with my wife. And for days now I’ve really wanted to fuck her brains out. But we’ve been traveling. And the holidays. And having a house guest. We’ve just been crazy busy. And now she has a cold. So instead of fucking her brains out (which she definitely deserves. She’s actually been a bit of a brat and we definitely need some alone time together) I’m going to try and do the next best thing. Which is feed her a bowl of the very soup which made up my mind that I would ask her to marry me someday. Get well soon honey. Can’t wait to rearrange your guts doing it doggy style.
Editors note: lime juice is the final touch. So if you ever go to a restaurant and order pho and they don’t serve it with fresh lime, you need to get up and walk out, because it’s not real Vietnamese food.
Happy new year cuties. It’s January 1st and I woke up at 5:30 am with a rager boner. It wouldn’t leave me alone so I had to show it who was boss. Then, after my very first cumshot of 2025 I fell right back to sleep.
2025-01-01 13:27:39 +0000 UTC View PostA cute little elf told me that you wanted a dilf for Christmas. Cum see more here: @stayathomedilfvip
2024-12-28 23:36:43 +0000 UTC View PostWould you like to help make a cumshot video?
2024-12-26 20:10:42 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas. Enjoy this daddy dick dripping cum on your pretty little face. This one is especially for all the goodgirls who like seeing my wedding ring. If you have a kink for watching a married man stroking his daddy dick for you then this post is one you don’t want to miss. It feels so wrong. But also feels so right. That’s my good girl. Let’s all cum together.
2024-12-25 20:09:43 +0000 UTC View PostWere you a good girl this year? Yes. Yes you were. You were a very good girl for me.
2024-12-23 16:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostI’m on Bluesky. Cum find me. Stayathomedilf.
2024-12-22 18:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostGotta give a lot of credit to my wife. She organized the stockings at tj maxx and sent me this photo. She just gets me. After all these years she still gets me.
2024-12-21 03:46:19 +0000 UTC View PostRemember the wipe-it challenge? Watch me wipe it clean and then make it dirty again. First ever mirror cumshot. You will enjoy.
2024-12-20 17:17:36 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 12/18/2024 03:26 pm
Shower time. Quick shower.
I decided it was time. Time to trim all the bushes around the tree. First time for everything right? Watch as I take the clippers to my pubes for the very first time in my life! Decided to trim it down just a little bit because I realized that when you’re deep throating my cock my pubes were tickling your nose. This video is 15 minutes of goofy fun ending with me deciding to… play with it. Getting it hard. Making it drip on your face. If you like long sticky strings of precum stuck to your face then this video is for you. My dick drips precum like a leaky faucet. Oh I also put on a cockring. 😈
2024-12-17 12:49:00 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 12/16/2024 02:48 pm
Shower thoughts live. Woke up horny. Put on a cock ring And trimmed my pubes with the clippers for the first time ever. And yes, there’s a video. And yes, it ends with my daddy dick dripping on your face. Come hang out while I scrub. And yes, I’m leaving the Cochren on.
You didn’t wake up today to be a weak-ass bitch.
2024-12-16 03:26:53 +0000 UTC View Post