To celebrate today I will be releasing my newest video! 16 min long. When Aunt Jessica comes home after girls night, she accidentally ends up in the wrong bed...
2024-05-12 13:08:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I'm doing Anna Nicole Smith @smurfydoesdtownvip And make sure to look for my new slow job video coming out soon! Sooo much cuuuuuum.
2024-05-06 16:02:54 +0000 UTC View PostI've got some big news coming out today but I also wanted you guys to hear my new idea, because I know many of you remember this very very clearly.
2024-05-01 11:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostSo I have been feeling down for the past week or so because my sister who is almost two decades older than me, called and shamed my whorish ways in that evil sex ring (lol) and so I took a couple days off and this is what I decided. See what other dirty things you're missing out on @smurfydoesdtownvip smurfydoesdtownvip
2024-04-30 13:39:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you missing out on over @smurfydoesdtownvip ? Oh just a masturbation video where I come like 20 times. It really helped my day.
2024-04-28 12:14:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to have some silly fun today to cheer myself up. Nothing cheers me up by King of the Hill. Could I pass as her?
2024-04-22 14:13:40 +0000 UTC View PostToday and tomorrow is all about Chrissy from Three's Company. She gets herself in a world of trouble by wanting to fuck on the boardwalk, opening Janet's mail and finding a huge surprise, and having to convince Mr. Roper that he doesn't need that extra $100 of rent. Full toy vid coming tomorrow @smurfydoesdtownvip
2024-04-20 14:46:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Today on my VIP channel I'm showing off my new sick ride. I'm going to look like a total badass with a Chihuahua in the front and one in the back.
2024-04-19 14:52:48 +0000 UTC View PostToday on my VIP channel. Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Make sure you watch to the end because I don't think anyone ever thinks about the cleanup after a vampire slayer. And I am so so excited about tomorrow's cosplay. The first sitcom with the first girl that I ever thought was adorable. Even though it was already in reruns by the time I could watch, I never missed an episode.
2024-04-18 14:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostToday on my favorite sitcom sexiness, Clueless! Yes, I know it was a movie but it was also a sitcom for three seasons and I was obsessed. Do you think you can convince Cher to break her purity vow and get dirty with you? @smurfydoesdtownvip Don't forget to watch Kelly Kapowski take it in her bum before nationals while you're there!
2024-04-17 15:57:07 +0000 UTC View PostKelly broke up with Zack before the big practice for nationals. How can she perform without any cum in her ass? Will you give in and help her? Someone does today. @smurfydoesdtownvip
2024-04-16 14:12:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's going on over @smurfydoesdtownvip today? A little Saved by the Bell action. Uh oh! Zack and Kelly are in college and he STILL won't give her anal. And since everyone knows that college is your sluttiest time, Kelly is going crazy. You might have to take one for the team on this one, even those Zack's on your team. That is, if I can convince you.
2024-04-15 14:57:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Next up is Kelly Bundy does sexting the original way! Some of you remember holding on to a hand set while masturbating furiously and trying not to get wrapped up in the cord. It was awesome; My next video will be me talking on the phone to you just like Kelly would, begging to get you off. I'm not sure how much I'll get posted today because I have a appointment with the plastic surgeon for a consult at noon and I'm kind of freaking out. But, I can't wait for you guys to see the footage I got yesterday and to tell you about my visit today!
2024-04-12 12:37:25 +0000 UTC View PostIf you want to see Kelly Bundy get naughty, just join my VIP page @smurfydoesdtownvip
2024-04-11 12:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostMrs. Rhodes was the OG Karen. More Kelly Bundy today!
2024-04-10 13:36:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's happening with me today on my VIP channel? A 40 min video
2024-04-09 14:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostLet me introduce who I am cosplaying today
2024-04-08 13:28:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's on my VIP channel today? @smurfydoesdtownvip
2024-04-07 14:02:32 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you missing out today on my VIP channel? A small Wonder woman tribute from yesterday as well as quite a few pictures from before I started only fans. I thought you guys might want to be down with the thickness for a minute. And understand why when you call me petite it makes me want to give you anal. @smurfydoesdtownvip And did you check out my video from yesterday where I masturbated so much that I had to stop and then I had to start again because I couldn't get it all out? Too bad you missed it. XOXO
2024-04-06 12:41:25 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you missing out on my VIP channel today? Tits, ass, and a long masturbation video in which I come several times. In fact I come so much that I stop and then I have to restart the video because I can still feel some more in me! I also tell the story of what made me want to masturbate the first time @smurfydoesdtownvip
2024-04-05 12:20:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Easter! One of my favorite memories is getting up early on Easter morning and running to check behind the front door to see what the Easter Bunny had left me. It was always a pre-bought plastic wrapped basket. And I loved every single thing inside of it. I always imagined the Easter Bunny as a cross between the bunnies in my yard and the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland. A very busy, brown, bunny with no time to waste. With a tapestry bag full of eggs, muttering to oneself about being late for the big guy's reveal. So if this is Easter Bunny, what comes in my Easter basket this year?
2024-03-31 13:51:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Even though I prefer prostate massage, strap-on has its uses. Namely for the power exchange. Nothing makes a man feel like a little slut more than taking a cock from a girl. Look for my almost 4 minute video wearing my strap-on and telling you exactly how I want you to get on your knees and be my little slut, coming to your inbox!
2024-03-30 14:29:34 +0000 UTC View Post
What's happening today down on the farm @smurfydoesdtownvip ? Snake huntin
2024-03-29 11:29:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Wildlife week @smurfydoesdtownvip A white fox today, but I think there's several animals running around through the forest.
2024-03-28 15:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostMy pitch to shark tank is almost ready
2024-03-28 15:19:20 +0000 UTC View PostTomorrow I'm releasing my video with my ginormous new toy and matching butt plug, which I kind of regret because both were a little too big. :) And then I'm super excited about what's coming up. Here's a preview! Let's Celebrate Spring the Dirty Way!
2024-03-26 23:20:17 +0000 UTC View PostI found a very interesting use for a turntable. (1:26) vid included in the foot package that's coming to your mail!
2024-03-26 13:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post