On this steak and blowjob day, I'm getting neither unless I can do it all myself. I can do the steak but nowhere near flexible enough to fellate myself...
2023-03-14 23:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostLol. Someone put a tour of my house on TikTok. I don't have a TikTok account.
2023-02-21 14:50:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes there is a tripping hazard outside your office...
2023-02-20 04:30:13 +0000 UTC View PostI need to take more pictures of myself. My camera roll is littered with pictures of kitties.
2023-02-10 14:44:21 +0000 UTC View PostI'd rather receive a blow job than rimjob.
2023-01-27 15:47:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to take more pictures of myself. My camera roll is littered with pictures of kitties.
2023-01-11 21:13:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Baking cockies. Now time to do the "icing"
2022-12-24 01:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hosting a dark age play party. Got dressed up
2022-12-17 23:58:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops. I've been gone. Had a vasectomy. Recovering nicely.
2022-12-14 02:08:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Ran out of poly fill while doing my ceiling. Solution - paint spots black! Then fill the edges. And word of advice, don't do it naked - the poly fill shedding will get in all of the nooks and crannies.
2022-11-05 17:31:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Ceiling prep work for clouds... Sounds activated leds
2022-11-03 19:42:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Couple weeks ago, I was out at TRF and had a 3d printed statue of myself made. I'm going to give this to my partner - they complain that the only pictures they have of me are ones that they took. Now they can have a statue of me.
2022-11-01 02:32:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween. Painting was done by Ms. Bear World! Daddie_Danger!
2022-10-24 17:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostI installed 3 new fans in my house, guess I should take some pictures for OnlyFans...
2022-10-14 17:11:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Fetish flea market haul. Blew way past my budget
2022-10-08 20:42:30 +0000 UTC View PostTalking with someone and then finding out that they are Republican.... ewww!!! GTFA!!!
2022-10-07 18:28:21 +0000 UTC View Postis there another migration off of OF or am I missing something?
2022-10-05 13:13:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Sign on the door for my birthday party
2022-09-10 17:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostMy birthday is Saturday and having a party. I wonder if anyone is going to bring genitalia shaped cakes....
2022-09-09 03:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Know your status. Get on prep Do the fun things
2022-09-01 15:27:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Guiding your patients to never breed....
2022-08-30 15:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes a cat will let you get in bed
2022-08-26 16:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostI guess the top % of OF is actually related to how much people are tipping/purchasing things. Somehow I've dropped to the top 96% of OF creators...
2022-08-25 20:25:12 +0000 UTC View Post
A different perspective... In the shower
2022-08-22 18:21:55 +0000 UTC View PostI won a booby prize in a game I play - it was a player created competition. I was sad that it didn't include boobies.
2022-08-22 13:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
