Ever have those days where everything seems to go sideways for no particular reason? 🙋♀️ If you suspect you're having one of those days, I would suggest NOT taking the opportunity to put on long-lasting bright red lipstick in your car before needing to go to several places.
After the Target-saga portrayed in this video, I needed to go straight to my laser hair removal appointment. I was a few minutes early and there was someone in the waiting room, so I made a beeline for the bathroom.
The lipstick application was splotchy at best and I decided, "You know what? Admit defeat and use these paper towels + hand soap to wash off this nonsense."
Spoiler alert -
Everlast lipstick shit: 1
Hand soap and paper towels: 0
It was obvious that would take Jesus himself descending from on high and smiting my lips with a curse to get this stuff off. That or a makeup remover wipe.
I had neither.
But I was scrubbing frantically enough to ensure that enough of my lips came off that the remaining lips REALLY looked fucked up.
"Don't panic," I told myself. You have a different shade of this long-lasting lipstick in your purse. The heavens have smiled upon thee. Now hurry and apply that color over your lips to cover up the splotchy red."
I was optimistic that my master plan was going to work until the fresh coat of lipstick began to somehow smear the remaining bright red.
But only in the corners of my mouth.
So there i was, looking like the joker from fucking batman. Defeated.
I eventually gave up and laughed about it with my laser hair removal lady and then slinked home and used a makeup remover wipe.
So let this be a lesson to you -- never apply red lipstick in the car unless you're confident your day isn't trying to fuck you up. Mmkay? And also, you're a saint for reading this far. 💋
2023-05-04 13:30:20 +0000 UTC
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Did you know? 🤔 I didn't really like giving blow jobs the first couple times I tried it. But, LORD JEZUS, now I absolutely love them!
The Motorbunny that I want for my birthday, however? I think that will be love at first ride! 😆♥️
Make sure you donate so we can have it all ordered and delivered by the end of the month! Otherwise, there will be no "birthday bash" live stream and we'll have to wait and wait and wait until we reach the goal.
Who wants that?!? 😝
2023-05-03 13:31:03 +0000 UTC
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Are you ready for another chapter in the "Rae's Tits vs. Workout Bra" saga?
I have some other tops on my wishlist right now... Surely ONE of them will work.... right?!? 🤔😝
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
2023-05-02 13:30:41 +0000 UTC
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🎉🎁 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!! 🧁🥳
Everyone knows that the best part about birthdays is the party, so consider this month one big celebration! Expect a little something from me **EVERY SINGLE DAY** until the big day on the 20th!
There's going to be drawings and surprise videos and all sorts of fun things!
Everyone is invited to my "Birthday Bash" live stream at the end of the month, but it's ***INVITE ONLY*** to the after-party.
The after-party will be in my bedroom and I'll be riding my new toy JUST for those who have spoiled me from my wishlist and/or tipped toward the fundraiser. Can you even imagine how much fun I'll have riding one of these things?! JEZUS CHRIST, you'll never be able to get me off! 😛🤣
So, cum on! Let's CELEBRATE! 🎉😁
My Amazon Wishlist:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
2023-05-01 13:30:45 +0000 UTC
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"Hey, Rae? Did you REALLY wear that bikini top in front of your neighbors?!"
I offer proof! Hahaha!
I burned the shiiiiz out of my back doing yard work today, so I hope you're ready to see these tan lines aaallll summer long 😄🤣
P.S. don't be knockin' my yard work shoes, mmkay?! Those puppies have been with me for YEARS 😂
2023-04-30 03:40:24 +0000 UTC
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**I'M GOING LIVE IN LESS THAN 60 MINUTES**
***TIP*** -- make sure you have two devices for optimal fun tonight. For example, watch my live on your laptop/tablet and have your phone nearby!
2023-04-28 00:08:10 +0000 UTC
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"Hey Rae, how weird are you, *REALLY*?"
A picture is with a 1000 words, so.... Here's 6 of 'em.
The only conclusion I can come up with is: I'm HELLA weird 😛
Also, are you coming to my live tonight? It won't be long and drawn out, so if you snooze, you lose! **7:00 PM MST tonight!**
2023-04-27 13:30:38 +0000 UTC
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**POLL TIME!**
Would it be worth my while to get a P.O. box? 🤔
I'd love to make it so you could send me gifts (and such) that are not linked to my Amazon wishlist but the smallest P.O. box is $83 semi-annually (which doesn't count the initial fee to get a key, I don't think), so I want to gauge interest before committing.
Oh, and in case no one has told you yet today - you are amazing and I appreciate the fuck out of you!
2023-04-24 20:46:23 +0000 UTC
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**RANKING UPSET**
ooooooh man! "Eyes" have taken the lead! "Pussy" is not very pleased to have lost her crown 😜
If you think the rating isn't right, make sure you contribute to the body part's fundraiser that YOU think should be in the lead!
2023-04-23 20:11:40 +0000 UTC
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RANKING UPDATE!
#1 - PUSSY in the lead with $80
#2 - TITTIES - $75
#3 - EYES - $70
#4 - ASS - $60
#5 - SMILE - $50
#6 - LEGS - $45
#7 - FEET - $30
I am SUPER surprised that my smile is ranking fucking 5th after the first day in the polls! Hahaha! That's the first thing anyone ever mentions to me 😝
I'm not surprised, however, that my Lamborfeeties are in last place 🤣 But all it takes is one dedicated foot lover and, WAM, it's in the #1 slot.
My pussy would like to take a moment and thank you for the love. She has always been very bashful and you're helping her gain more and more confidence every day! 🤗♥️
(It's not too late to vote if you see injustice! 🤣 As long as you guys keep fighting over the hierarchy of my best body parts, I'll keep the fundraiser going. But once the contributions die down, I'll know y'all have spoken and give them their final ranks)
(OH! And honorary mention goes to my abs, back, and neck. They have been receiving accolades behind the scenes 😉)
2023-04-20 13:05:29 +0000 UTC
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Which one of my body parts is your absolute **FAVORITE**?!
I'm going to have separate posts for each option so you can vote as many times as you like!
For example, let's say that your rooting for my titties, but my smile is ahead in the fundraiser race. You can contribute as much as you like to make sure the titties win (or whichever body part you want to win) 🤣
**LET THE RACE BEGIN!** I must confess... I am VERY curious to see which part is going to win 😈
*UPDATE*
🏆 WINNER'S CIRCLE 🏆
#1 - PUSSY
#2 - TITTIES
#3 - EYES
#4 - ASS
#5 - SMILE
#6 - LEGS
#7 - FEET
2023-04-19 19:12:51 +0000 UTC
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**PUSSY**
Is my pussy my best feature? 🤷♀️
2023-04-19 19:04:25 +0000 UTC
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**LEGS**
We can't forget about my legs! Are *they* your favorite?
2023-04-19 19:04:22 +0000 UTC
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**FEET**
... Or are you convinced my (massive) feet are my best feature?
2023-04-19 19:04:20 +0000 UTC
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**TITTIES**
Are the ladies the obvious winner?!
2023-04-19 19:04:18 +0000 UTC
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**ASS**
Is my booty my crowning feature?
2023-04-19 19:04:15 +0000 UTC
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**SMILE**
Or is it my smile that's the best?!
2023-04-19 19:04:12 +0000 UTC
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**EYES**
Are my eyes my best feature?!
2023-04-19 19:04:10 +0000 UTC
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I was feeling naughty at dinner and decided to pop out a titty 😈 If you haven't gotten the video in your messages, holla at me and I'll send it right over!
What would you have done if you were sitting across the restaurant from me? 🤔
2023-04-17 04:38:56 +0000 UTC
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Well, you voted for it and I finally had a chance to do it!
I wore my "Orgasm Donor" shirt to dinner and Costco like the rebel I am 😝
2023-04-15 04:53:10 +0000 UTC
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Believe me now?
2023-04-14 18:15:32 +0000 UTC
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A HUUUGE thank you to everyone who was able to make it to my live last night!
Quick question -- How often would you like to see a live from me?
2023-04-10 00:51:37 +0000 UTC
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Let's get some sexercise done today, mmkay?! 😈
2023-04-05 13:27:19 +0000 UTC
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Make sure you have your **RENEW ON** so you aren't missing out on the ***exclusive free video*** I send out once a month! 🤗
2023-04-03 13:30:45 +0000 UTC
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For this coming live, I'm going to have a spinny-wheel with a mixture of prizes and naughty things to do and I'm curious -- **WHAT DO YOU WANT ON THE WHEEL?**
2023-04-02 20:30:36 +0000 UTC
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Sorry not sorry 🤣🤣🤣
Vote for your favorite shirt! I'll wear it out in public this next week 🤫😅
2023-03-31 15:04:04 +0000 UTC
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Anyone want to give me a good fuck? It appears I'm all out 😝
2023-03-30 13:33:19 +0000 UTC
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I was so excited about my dill doe shirt that I totally forgot about the fact that yesterday was Titty (and Taco) Tuesday and it would make much more sense to post this one instead 🤦♀️🤣 Whoopsie!
P.S. don't forget to vote on which day works best for the next live!
2023-03-29 13:40:56 +0000 UTC
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I think we're overdue for another live, don't you?!
Time to **VOTE** on when we should have it! ❤️
2023-03-29 04:42:58 +0000 UTC
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May I present shirt number 2 for your viewing pleasure 😆 Maybe at the end of the week we should have a poll for which one I should wear out and about first. I haven't been brave enough to leave the house in any of them yet 🤣
2023-03-28 13:30:31 +0000 UTC
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