Wouldn't it be fun to leave a comment asking me whatever you want, and then on Jan 12 I'll post a video answering all your questions? It would be super fun!! Can't wait to read all your questions 😂
(P.S. >> Because I'm scatterbrained, if you want me to answer your question in the video you must leave a comment! I won't be answering DM questions in the video)
It's my birthdaaaayyyyy and I'm celebrating all month! Hope you're ready for some really fun content coming your way...
I wanna get spoiled a little extra this month (I know it's a really inconvenient birthday because it's right after the holidays haha) ...so however much you wanna spoil me will be super sweet xx
Another way to spoil is just buying lots of my content!
And joining my VIP page, it's literally so affordable for every budget!! Only $5, but 10% off your first month x
If you want to get me something specific, send me a message with some links and I can order after you tip!
OR here's my wishlist... https://throne.com/timeforjasper
I seriously recommend listening to this with good speakers or with headphones. The vocals, the LAYERS...so good. I find myself turning to this song when I need to disappear from reality for a little while. Hopefully you'll love it as much as I do 🖤
If you want the full summaries written, let me know and I'll DM them to you! These are merely the screenshots of my favourite parts of the analysis/roast hahaha
Btw my BSky is https://bsky.app/profile/timeforjasper.bsky.social <3
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The long-awaited shower masturbation video is finally here!
Watch me undress from a grubby crop top and comfy green undies, tie my hair up, and step into the warm water. As I feel myself relax, I move a hand down between my legs and begin to enjoy these few minutes of "me time" 😘 Ends with a body-shaking orgasm and rubbing the bar of soap all over my torso and butt 💦
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So I'm on BlueSky ( https://bsky.app/profile/timeforjasper.bsky.social ) and I came across this AI bluesky analyser that gives you a funny roast based on the stuff you post.
Of course I did it.
It's a long one and I don't know if anyone wants to read it but honestly, it's HILARIOUS 😂😂 So I'll post the BLUESKY ROAST in a couple of parts, first part being right now and next part being next week!
If you want the full summaries written, let me know and I'll DM them to you! These are merely the screenshots of my favourite parts of the analysis/roast hahaha
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What a treat! In true holiday spirit, today I'm gifting you free subs the chance to taste how steamy my content with KC is.
In this video, KC surprises me by lying naked on the bed. I was genuinely not expecting it, as you can see from my reaction when I walk into the room all sweaty after a run!
The video contains super closeups, multiple positions, KC playing with my visibly swollen clit, my cream all over his thick cock, and of course his famous spraying cumshot onto my back. (I even accidentally queef a couple of times, if you listen carefully 🙈)
My VIP subs get a new video of KC and me foolin' around EVERY SATURDAY (NZ time). Over there, ALL my content (solo and couples) is half-price, and all my custom content (including sexting, which comes with videos) is discounted as well. Do something special for yourself this season and come join us!
It's finally time for 2 of my FAVOURITE tracks to be featured here.
Meet the Family Tree duo by none other than Ethel Cain, AKA Mother.
If you enjoy reading lyrics that are pure poetry...you'll love these. Heads up though, they're pretty dark. As usual, I recommend using headphones or a good speaker to fully experience the mastery of these songs.
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This song sounds like it belongs in an epic fantasy film, but the consensus seems to be it's about the Irish gaining their independence. I found a good Reddit thread of people analysing the lyrics and matching it with historical events:
Glass Animals - Agnes I didn't understand the music video until I read the comments. Wow. The singer is in a human centrifuge and the first comment pastes the original video description written by Dave, the singer, about that experience and how it felt physically.
And who is Agnes? This is the best I got, and also explains the song's meaning. https://www.reddit.com/r/glassanimals/comments/8juo7q/glass_animals_facts_1450_agnes/
Wanna get closer to me? As a VIP member, you get loads of perks that make being part of my inner circle SO worth it!
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💦 B/G CONTENT – with my sexy 6'4" partner! New videos released every weekend 🥵 POV, closeups, and all sorts of positions...the perfect way to let your imagination run wild 🤤
💸 HALF-PRICE CONTENT – Yes, you heard that right! Enjoy all my content at 50% off—this includes B/G content, too! Your wallet will love this just as much as you do. 😏
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT – Think you've seen it all? Think again! Access exclusive photos, videos, and behind-the-scenes moments you won’t find anywhere else. 💋
✂️🏷️ DISCOUNTED SERVICES – Custom videos and photos? Discounted. Sexting? Discounted. Cock rates? Discounted. Every service I offer, for less.
💬 I REPLY FASTER – VIPs get my full attention! You’ll be at the top of my message list, so expect faster replies and even more personal chats. 💌
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