Sometimes when you're taking pictures and notice the dog asl..
Sometimes when you're taking pictures and notice the dog asleep and twitching his little feet, you just have to pounce him and wake him up.🤣
2023-10-02 14:44:50 +0000 UTC View Post
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Happy Tuesday, weirdos. 😘 Per usual, ppv ditches the cherri..
Happy Tuesday, weirdos. 😘 Per usual, ppv ditches the cherries... the cartoon ones, anyway.
2023-09-26 13:50:29 +0000 UTC View PostIf I show up dressed like this to a work event and one of my..
If I show up dressed like this to a work event and one of my coworkers dies from a heart attack, do you think I can get charged with manslaughter? ... Fuck it, doing it anyway.
2023-09-21 16:21:35 +0000 UTC View PostIf we were dating, when you woke up in the middle of the nig..
If we were dating, when you woke up in the middle of the night from bad dreams, you could reach out, your fingers running over my body in the dark, and pull me to you. I would nuzzle sleepily into you, my warmth and scent making you feel safe and calm while you drifted back to sleep.😴😘
2023-09-13 12:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostHappy tummy and titty Tuesday to all the... I dunno, somethi..
Happy tummy and titty Tuesday to all the... I dunno, something that starts with a T... Tacos. Yes. Happy tummy and titty Tuesday to all the tacos. 😘
2023-09-05 15:21:20 +0000 UTC View PostTotally tubular tummy/titty Tuesday, twerps. 😂 Per usual ppv..
Totally tubular tummy/titty Tuesday, twerps. 😂 Per usual ppv removes the mermaid
2023-09-05 14:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's up, suckers?! It's my birthday! Some of you may recal..
What's up, suckers?! It's my birthday! Some of you may recall the shower video I said I was probably never going to post. Well... I just posted it.🤣 Go buy yourself a my-birthday present.😘
2023-08-31 14:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, thanks for your patience and space while I've ..
Hey everyone, thanks for your patience and space while I've been taking some time off. Not quite fully back yet, but I will be soon. I just wanted to pop in and drop a picture to celebrate because this is a big week for me: today is my 2 year anniversary of coming out publicly, the day after tomorrow is my 1 year anniversary of starting an OnlyFans, annnnnd my birthday's coming up next week (I'll post something else about that, though).💃 Hope y'all are doing amazingly. 😘 Per usual, paying for the post gets it uncensored.
2023-08-24 16:46:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, I need to take a step back from content creation fo..
Hey all, I need to take a step back from content creation for a bit. Here's a video talking about it, but the takeaway is that I'm closing down my VIP page and taking a break for a little while to get my life in order, but I'll come back here in not too long, and when I do you can bet your ass it'll be magnificent. Take care of yourself, see you soon, and thank you. 😘
2023-07-31 07:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes all you need is to get home and get naked to make ..
Sometimes all you need is to get home and get naked to make things start to look up.
2023-07-30 02:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostI gave you all the opportunity to show me that you wanted to..
I gave you all the opportunity to show me that you wanted to see my shower video and...
2023-07-26 14:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you like it if I turned the shower on and soaked t..
How would you like it if I turned the shower on and soaked this thin, white t-shirt, rendering it completely transparent? Would it influence your opinion if you learned that I wasn't wearing any panties underneath and am rock hard? Well, the video is shot and ready. If I get 5 new subscribers to my VIP page by 7:30 am PST tomorrow, I'll post it.😘 Get subscribing, sweethearts.
2023-07-25 14:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, just rolling around on the ground when I get horny..
You know, just rolling around on the ground when I get horny in the middle of a workout. 🤷🏻♀️🥵😂
2023-07-19 14:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostI think this dress is cute. Cuter if you can peek underneath..
I think this dress is cute. Cuter if you can peek underneath it.😘
2023-07-12 14:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostTummies, titties, and Tuesdays... am I right?😁😘 PPV lets yo..
Tummies, titties, and Tuesdays... am I right?😁😘 PPV lets you ditch the two cartoon cherries, but leave the real one.
2023-07-11 14:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostI had a weird conversation with a lady at the dog park.😂
I had a weird conversation with a lady at the dog park.😂
2023-07-06 14:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post🏴☠️YAR! This pirate girl wants to strip her clothes off for..
🏴☠️YAR! This pirate girl wants to strip her clothes off for you. 🏴☠️ Is that, perhaps, something which might interest you?? The PPV gets you a version of the video without the ship which covers my boobs!😘
2023-07-05 14:30:07 +0000 UTC View Post🏴☠️Wanna see a pirate girl strip off her clothes?🏴☠️ There..
🏴☠️Wanna see a pirate girl strip off her clothes?🏴☠️ There's a video posting tomorrow, but here's a little taste. 😘 The $3 PPV gets you 1 picture stripped down to just my panties and bandana.
2023-07-04 14:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostComparing yourself to other people is usually a bad idea. 🤔
Comparing yourself to other people is usually a bad idea. 🤔
2023-07-03 14:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I do stuff in my videos... other times I do squat...
Sometimes I do stuff in my videos... other times I do squat. Well, if you want to watch me do some squats from up-close and personal, here you go. 😋😘 The PPV version is missing the censored bar. 😀
2023-06-28 14:30:17 +0000 UTC View PostA little wiggle, in case you wanted to stare at my tummy on ..
A little wiggle, in case you wanted to stare at my tummy on this fabulous Tuesday.
2023-06-27 14:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostNo. YOU stood on YOUR couch next to the window to catch the ..
No. YOU stood on YOUR couch next to the window to catch the magic light at the right angle... Happy Tuesday, weirdos.😂😘 $3 to ditch the dinosaur and the mermaid.
2023-06-27 14:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday, everyone! I think everyone can benefit on occa..
Happy Monday, everyone! I think everyone can benefit on occasion from a little bit of a motivational pep talk, especially when it comes from an unexpected source. Soooo... here's that girl you think about when you masturbate delivering a fairly wholesome message about trauma and strength. I hope everyone has an amazing start to their week, and it just gets better from there. 😘
2023-06-26 14:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy concept of what cool means may not have changed since I w..
My concept of what cool means may not have changed since I was 5, but I'm still right about this one. 😎
2023-06-22 14:30:12 +0000 UTC View PostI've gotten a few questions about my menu of services, so I'..
I've gotten a few questions about my menu of services, so I've made a video where I talk through the options and give a little more information. It's pretty long, though... so, my assumption is that people might just want to see specific parts they're curious about. Here are some specific times for when different sections start: Sexting - 2:39 Voice call - 5:42 GFE texting - 6:36 Genital Doodle - 11:56
2023-06-21 14:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn't I do laundry yesterday??
Why didn't I do laundry yesterday??
2023-06-20 14:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe I just wake up like this. 🤷🏻♀️🥰 $3 to get r..
I can't believe I just wake up like this. 🤷🏻♀️🥰 $3 to get rid of the mermaid
2023-06-20 14:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post