it's way past laundry day so i had to bust something out of ..
it's way past laundry day so i had to bust something out of the closet...forgot i had this!
2022-01-15 02:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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IT IS COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TITTY. MY BOOBS ARE LITERALLY TU..
IT IS COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TITTY. MY BOOBS ARE LITERALLY TURNING BLUE.
2022-01-13 16:52:38 +0000 UTC View Postserving big "i just suffocated my husband with these tits bu..
serving big "i just suffocated my husband with these tits but i swear it was an accident, officer" vibes this morning
2022-01-06 16:31:40 +0000 UTC View Posthaven't willingly worn a bra in almost two weeks, happy as a..
haven't willingly worn a bra in almost two weeks, happy as a lark ab that!
2022-01-04 17:57:03 +0000 UTC View Postomg y'all i'm so sorry!!! i got locked out of my account bec..
omg y'all i'm so sorry!!! i got locked out of my account because i replaced my phone and my 2fa app didn't transfer sooooo ooop. i'll be catching up the next few days!
saturday, it was almost 80°. today? it's 36° (feels 31°). colder'n a witch's titty!
work was so busy yesterday that i didn't play with my boobs ..
work was so busy yesterday that i didn't play with my boobs once! in 11 hours! unacceptable tbh
2021-12-15 19:23:40 +0000 UTC View Postso tonight i was out w a friend and she asks me ab parks and..
so tonight i was out w a friend and she asks me ab parks and rec (the tv show) and i'm like...i can't handle it bc i hate rashida jones, she's a shitty swerf who only amplifies stories that support her narrative.........so then i had to explain the term swerf and why i'm pro sec worker and she's like wait...you are? cause i have OF and would totes be down for some girl-on-girl stuff if you are
idk friends am i?! (in fairness we were in front of a friend who didn't know the wHOle story lol)
before/after left titty is doing so-so...still not sure wha..
before/after
left titty is doing so-so...still not sure what cause dthe wound (conveniently hidden from view, thanks to how fiddy-fat righty is) but it's getting a little better every day!
something TERRIBLE happened overnight and left titty needs u..
something TERRIBLE happened overnight and left titty needs ur thoughts and prayers...idk if it's a bug bite or what, but it HURTS!
2021-12-02 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Postthis is the least hard my nipple had been in the last decade..
this is the least hard my nipple had been in the last decade tbh
2021-12-02 04:09:58 +0000 UTC View Postit is colder than a witch's titty up in this bitch. pro? my ..
it is colder than a witch's titty up in this bitch. pro? my nip is so cute and hard! con? so cold i can't feel it. undecided? my ghost nips are even ghostier.
bonus: super hero titty as the shots go on
tiddies n shit... ...also to put the fear of jesus in you....
tiddies n shit...
...also to put the fear of jesus in you...a guy was rude to me about his boner pills and he was smited, heavily. went from paying 75¢ per boner to $13. i didn't have anything to do with it directly, but i like to think that the universe saw what an asshole he was and reacted appropriately.
can i be 100% honest? i don't COMPLETELY hate wearing bras. ..
can i be 100% honest? i don't COMPLETELY hate wearing bras. they make it so much easier to grab a big ol handful!
2021-11-15 01:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post
flash or no flash? (yes my face is grumpy it's too early 😡)
flash or no flash? (yes my face is grumpy it's too early 😡)
2021-11-09 14:40:12 +0000 UTC View Postyiddies. lately the left one has had this charming upturn to..
yiddies. lately the left one has had this charming upturn to the nipple when pinched, and i definitely fw it
2021-11-08 21:52:11 +0000 UTC View Poststill feeling lousy but titties were plump
still feeling lousy but titties were plump
2021-11-02 13:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
i fuckin feel like shit, stupid as hell because i am too dum..
i fuckin feel like shit, stupid as hell because i am too dumb to exist at work
2021-10-27 22:05:04 +0000 UTC View Posti'm Exfdemely alxomknoked (alcomoholed) rn i hope u guys can..
i'm Exfdemely alxomknoked (alcomoholed) rn i hope u guys can get on board
again the squeeze energy just fkn jills me
does your job stress you out? college killing the vibe? reli..
does your job stress you out? college killing the vibe? relieve that tension with your very own tittyballs! call us today, we'll pair you with a big titty ho who loves to have her boobs aggressively played with! half an hour with her, and you'll forget why you were ever stressed to begin with!
2021-10-13 23:16:53 +0000 UTC View Postlife's better when u suck a titty
life's better when u suck a titty
2021-10-10 16:11:56 +0000 UTC View Post*allow me to clarify: i am not in trouble by any means. i am..
*allow me to clarify: i am not in trouble by any means. i am just trying to get justice for myself...it's messy af but the odds are in my favor!
2021-10-10 02:24:52 +0000 UTC View Postyou guys.......i am now in a legal situation that may become..
you guys.......i am now in a legal situation that may become a nightmare....i need any. and. all. positive energy!
2021-10-10 02:22:54 +0000 UTC View Post
oh heyyy...titties be lookin like they belong in a hentai to..
oh heyyy...titties be lookin like they belong in a hentai today
2021-09-29 16:33:21 +0000 UTC View Post