i wanted to masturbate, but tonsils wanted to cuddle. thus w..
i wanted to masturbate, but tonsils wanted to cuddle. thus we are at an impasse
2021-03-16 13:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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figured out a new way to take portrait-mode selfies (despite..
figured out a new way to take portrait-mode selfies (despite the fact that my iphone does not have a selfie portrait mode). last photo shows the lil trick!
2021-03-16 04:16:32 +0000 UTC View Post
my breasts get even bigger ... and heavier ... and more sore..
my breasts get even bigger ... and heavier ... and more sore ... when im on my period. take cute pics to cope with the ache 😭
2021-03-14 17:37:17 +0000 UTC View Postsometimes i sleep like this. lil weighted blanket for my han..
sometimes i sleep like this. lil weighted blanket for my hand. very calming
2021-03-14 14:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post🎵🎶 everybody wants to be a cat 🎶🎵
🎵🎶 everybody wants to be a cat 🎶🎵
2021-03-13 16:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post
we have the windows open because it’s a lovely, breezy day, ..
we have the windows open because it’s a lovely, breezy day, but tonsils seemed a lil chilly so i laid out my winter coat for him and he curled up and went right to sleep
2021-03-11 17:42:00 +0000 UTC View Postjust lazin’ around (ft tonsils)
just lazin’ around (ft tonsils)
2021-03-10 17:21:41 +0000 UTC View Post
hey just a heads up, y’all should be saving your fave posts ..
hey just a heads up, y’all should be saving your fave posts because i could nuke them at any second if i get overcome with anxiety. #protip
2021-03-09 05:49:55 +0000 UTC View Post
which necklace best compliments my breasts?
which necklace best compliments my breasts?
2021-03-08 03:01:57 +0000 UTC View Post
because you asked me to shake for you
because you asked me to shake for you
2021-03-07 04:13:09 +0000 UTC View Post
outtakes from the series today! i have very little real equi..
outtakes from the series today! i have very little real equipment and i appreciate the creative challenge of being resourceful in trying to set up shots. today’s content was made by propping up my phone on a copy of David Graeber’s “Debt: The First 5000 Years”, bracing it against a tub of Vaseline, and using my big Michigan mug’s handle against the side so the phone could lean forward a tiny bit while still allowing me to reach through the handle and take the pic. slippage was still a problem, though i pulled my floral curtain back and used the clip of my work ID to pin it in place so the lighting wouldn’t be total trash. my ring light was still where i keep it on desk for my streaming setup, and i angled it in. eventually i’m gonna actually bring my lighting setup into the bed area, but that did the job well. although i had to keep getting up to turn my ring light back on because my computer kept turning off and the ring light would shut off with it lmao anyways, doing this shoot expended all my sexual energy for a bit, so it’s mostly gonna be queued posts for a bit until i have another burst of either sexual energy or creative inspiration
2021-03-03 23:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
[part 1 of 4] last night i got home from work and immediate..
[part 1 of 4] last night i got home from work and immediately changed into comfy sweatpants and a casual t-shirt. but i found i couldn’t keep those on for long ... this series will be dropping throughout today! expect a new post every two hours 🖤🖤🖤
2021-03-03 14:02:52 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: you’re my phone and i’m trying to set you up against my..
POV: you’re my phone and i’m trying to set you up against my work chair so i can experiment with new angles (*see: the posts from last night) but you’re a lil rascal and you KEEP SLIPPING and won’t stay in place and i am FRUSTRATED
2021-03-03 02:20:29 +0000 UTC View Post
one day ima have a folder of gifs folks can download but for..
one day ima have a folder of gifs folks can download but for now it’s 3 am and im lazy so you just get the tiny video form instead
2021-03-02 08:03:44 +0000 UTC View Postthanks to the folks who just joined from my twitter post! th..
thanks to the folks who just joined from my twitter post! these are for you ♥️
2021-03-02 07:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post