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Showing off my more intellectual side (🍑👣), obviously.

2022-10-13 23:43:31 +0000 UTC View Post

An erotic flip book, of sorts…

An erotic flip book, of sorts…

2022-10-11 00:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Christopher Columbus Was a Bit Of A Douche (even by 15th cen..

Christopher Columbus Was a Bit Of A Douche (even by 15th century standards)... I am by no means a fan of “cancel culture”, nor am I a fan of completely casting aside historical figures because they behaved in a way that would now, in present-day, be deemed unacceptable. However, I do support the idea of holding people accountable for their actions and adjusting my outlook on a situation when new information comes to light… What we now know about Columbus is he couldn’t find his ass with both hands… He set out to “discover” Asia, but instead landed in the West Indies and tried to convince everyone that Cuba was China (true story). Columbus was also the Jeffrey Dahmer of his time, as he was really into enslaving, m-utilating, r-aping and k-illing people. Per his own account, when he landed in the Caribbean, the natives were not violent and willing to trade with Columbus and his crew. There was no need to pillage the local population; he did that for sport. In fact, he was such a dickweed, that even the other dickweeds (fellow conquerers/slave owners/pillagers) couldn’t stand him. Things had gotten so bad under his leadership that the fellow settlers threatened mutiny. He was arrested, forcibly brought back to Spain and stripped of all titles; had a few more unsuccessful voyages after that and then croaked. He went to the grave still claiming he discovered a part of East Asia (friendly reminder: he did not). Oh and by the way…he may have been born in Italy, but he had ZERO allegiance to his fellow paesans. He worked for Spain and was also secretly working as a double-agent for Portugal… just a real disloyal rat bastard. All that being said, we’ve got to come together as a nation to find a better person to celebrate on this day. I’ve given it some thought and I would like to nominate Tony Soprano. Italian-American? Yes. Discovered new (trucking) routes for the waste management community? Yes. Helped colonize Essex County, New Jersey? Yes. A controversial historical figure who the whole country can still get behind? Yes. (note: If you didn’t like The Sopranos, you’re not a true patriot and should be stripped of your citizenship immediately.) I really cannot think of a more healing experience for this country than repurposing Columbus Day into Tony Soprano Day. Imagine the festivities?! Gabagool and good vibes for all. <3 Do the right thing, America. xxxo, BriBri

2022-10-11 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Not your family’s Game Night… 🫦♟️

2022-10-07 00:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post

HISPANIC G.O.A.T.s In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, I’v..

HISPANIC G.O.A.T.s In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, I’ve decided to compile a quick list of some of my all-time favorites. Ted Cruz: A Canadian-born Texan with Cuban roots or a legit alien lifeform? We may never know/the CIA may never disclose… Regardless of his true origins, Rafael/Big Rafa is right up there with AOC as one of the most competent and well-liked politicians of our time. Autumn Falls: If you know… you know. #BigNaturalsNation Danny Trejo: The only person to appear in both Con Air AND Spy Kids… That kind of acting range could only be matched by Gary Busey… He’s also a former inmate of San Quentin State Prison and the current proprietor of one of the best taco shops in Los Angeles (Trejo’s Tacos)... A true Renaissance man, if I ever knew one. Mexicans: All of them… Just the entire population…Never met one I didn’t like. Rosita: Otherwise known as the turquoise bilingual baddie from Sesame Street (first one in the show’s history!)... Also the second most f*ckable muppet after The Count, per a recent Gallup Poll. Oscar De La Hoya: An Olympic Gold Medalist/boxing legend who has also (allegedly) done more c*caine than the entire FSU student body and lived to tell the tale… Need I say more? Honorable Mentions: Daddy Yankee, Jésus Christ, Oswaldo (our landscaper) xxxo, Bri

2022-10-07 00:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Shower/Bigfoot sighting uncensored 👹💦💦

2022-10-02 23:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Working hard? 🤓

2022-10-02 23:52:10 +0000 UTC View Post

WHY I STARTED AN ONLYFANS WELL, FOLKS… I’ve always said “I ..

WHY I STARTED AN ONLYFANS WELL, FOLKS… I’ve always said “I don’t have an OnlyFans, but check back if the markets tank” and I think it’s safe to say we’re here. Given the way my body is designed, I will most likely age like a Basset Hound; Therefore, the time to capitalize on these bad boys is now. I am also looking to finance my tuition for NASA Adult Space Camp… After witnessing the uptick of extreme weather, inept political leaders and lunacy displayed by the general population, I have begun looking at real estate on the moon. Once I have the funds and training, I’ll just need to convince Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk/ China that my humor, excellent organizational skills and vast knowledge of science* (having watched every episode of The Joe Rogan Experience and The X Files) will all be of great use in the New World. My motivations are not solely economic; As some of you know, I spent the first 25 years of life looking like the female version of Hagrid from Harry Potter. In recent times, my aesthetic has improved considerably and I’m determined to enjoy it as much as humanly possible before the aforementioned “Basset Hound effect” kicks in. While I enjoy showing off my body, Mark Zuckerberg does not. Instagram’s Community Guidelines have become increasingly Draconian, compelling me (and my contemporaries: Kanye West & Donald Trump) to make a name for ourselves on other platforms... Alas, here I am. I would like to make it clear that this is not a porn account; it’s more like my own self-produced digital Playboy magazine. There will be semi-nude pay-per-view photos and there will also be free articles (for those of you who follow me for my intellect/ wit/ winning personality). Please don’t waste your time or money sliding into my DMs and asking for a Hustler-esque picture of my labia or for a video of me masturbating (*I prefer to do that off-camera, in the privacy of my own home and preferably after a large meal, as Christ intended). BUT, do slide into my DMs if you want to talk, suggest a theme for the photos or have any questions for me. I also offer consulting services on a wide variety of topics, including, but not limited to: sex/dating, personal finance, astrology, life, etc. Anyways, here goes nothing… xxxo, Bri

2022-10-02 23:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post