If you come in my shop, I bet you won't maintain eye contact..
If you come in my shop, I bet you won't maintain eye contact 😋
2021-05-06 13:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Join me in the stock room in 5? These boxes won't stack them..
Join me in the stock room in 5? These boxes won't stack themselves 📦😜
2021-05-05 11:28:33 +0000 UTC View PostLet's get this morning started with coffee and a smile ☕😀
Let's get this morning started with coffee and a smile ☕😀
2021-05-05 09:14:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Being sneaky in the stock room for your benefit 🤫
Being sneaky in the stock room for your benefit 🤫
2021-05-04 11:57:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning 👋 It's a bit chilly and stormy here today. Hop..
Good morning 👋 It's a bit chilly and stormy here today. Hopefully some morning bathroom nudes will warm you all up a little 😉
2021-05-04 08:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostDon't mind me, just your favourite British wifey multi taski..
Don't mind me, just your favourite British wifey multi tasking to the max. Working hard on my new business (more info to come soon), while watching Line of Duty, while posting topless photos to the Internet for you to ogle 👀😝
2021-05-03 21:24:39 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling extra sexy today. I hope you don't mind me sharing 😉..
Feeling extra sexy today. I hope you don't mind me sharing 😉😘
2021-05-02 11:49:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhy bother getting out of bed when there are two perfectly a..
Why bother getting out of bed when there are two perfectly adequate pillows to lye on?
2021-05-02 11:06:20 +0000 UTC View PostI really won't mind if you decide to disappear under the she..
I really won't mind if you decide to disappear under the sheets and bury your head between my thighs for a while 👅💦🤤
2021-04-29 06:47:11 +0000 UTC View PostPerky boobs and wide set hips. That is how you like your mil..
Perky boobs and wide set hips. That is how you like your milfs, isn't it?
2021-04-28 22:12:20 +0000 UTC View PostGot some comfy but cute vibes going on tonight 😉🤓🧙♀️
Got some comfy but cute vibes going on tonight 😉🤓🧙♀️
2021-04-28 22:09:19 +0000 UTC View PostI do love it when I wake up wet 😜
I do love it when I wake up wet 😜
2021-04-27 19:37:40 +0000 UTC View PostI can be a little slow to wake up in the mornings. Can you t..
I can be a little slow to wake up in the mornings. Can you think of any ways to get my heart racing and my eyes sparkling?
2021-04-27 06:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostAnother exciting new purchase. And a sneak peek for you 👀 I..
Another exciting new purchase. And a sneak peek for you 👀 I'm getting quite the collection. And I suspect this one could make me squirt if I gave it a long enough session 😉💦
2021-04-26 22:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe hangover has been slept off. Nothing a coffee and bacon ..
The hangover has been slept off. Nothing a coffee and bacon sandwich can't fix 😋 I know.... you're waiting for more updates on my friend coming over. I intend to wind you up a little longer 😉
2021-04-25 11:44:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The kind of day I'm having.... A customer walked in to the ..
The kind of day I'm having.... A customer walked in to the shop. I'm frantically looking for my mask. It's in none of the usual places. I'm getting quite irratic with my searching. I start muttering out loud about how I've misplaced it. My customer asks "did you say you've lost your mask?" "Yes" "It's on your chin" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Anyway, must dash, I appear to have misplaced my boobs. 🤯😉
2021-04-24 14:20:15 +0000 UTC View PostLet's cuddle in bed this morning. I'll be little spoon. And ..
Let's cuddle in bed this morning. I'll be little spoon. And when I say cuddle, I mean the naked kind, where you push your length between my thighs and make me squirm 😉
2021-04-24 08:15:13 +0000 UTC View PostHave you missed me? You could always pop over for a quickie..
Have you missed me? You could always pop over for a quickie? 😈 I'll leave the door unlocked 😉
2021-04-23 23:10:55 +0000 UTC View Post🦋 Important info 🦋 I'm giving 24hours notice that my subscr..
🦋 Important info 🦋 I'm giving 24hours notice that my subscription price is increasing tomorrow. A lot of you have been telling me for a while now that I've priced my OF too cheap. As you know, I'm not pushy and there is no PPV ever! I'm a real woman, wife and mother and am here to have fun and share my escapades with you 🦋 Not as a pushy sales woman/fake porn star 🤬 As of tomorrow my sub price will increase to $7 per month. My suggestion would be to buy one of the cheaper bundle deals while they are still available 💖 Love, Your favourite Bored English Wife 😉😘❤ xXx
2021-04-18 19:54:58 +0000 UTC View PostSneaky bathroom time at the in-laws. B-I-L was there. Upda..
Sneaky bathroom time at the in-laws. B-I-L was there. Update on the whole saga: It would seem he has seen the video I made the other week. It has full approval and he enjoyed his starring role. What I don't know is whether he subscribes. Or has a friend on the inside. Either way, Hi B-I-L 👋 This will forever be the secret family dinner giggle 😉 Yours truly, the naughty S-I-L. Forever up to no good 😜😘
2021-04-18 18:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you politely inform me of my little wardrobe malfunctio..
Once you politely inform me of my little wardrobe malfunction and I've returned the contents back in to my dress, I'd be sure to head over to your side of the office. Ensuring you're comfortable in your chair, I would proceed to let you have a closer inspection. You know, in the interests of a productive working atmosphere. 😉🧐🍉🍉
2021-04-17 14:05:26 +0000 UTC View PostPicture this: We work together in the same office. Our desks..
Picture this: We work together in the same office. Our desks sit opposite eachother. I'm wearing a particularly low cut dress today and my cleavage is the new place to look when you talk to me, rather than my eyes. I've bent over a couple of times, I've been having my usual daily fight with the printer. You can see right up my dress, my tights are slightly seethrough and you can see the outline of my knickers. I'm now sat at my desk again, the action of bending over and fighting furiously with the incompetent office machinery has result in a nipple slip. A full display of the contents of my left cup. What do you do? My sleeve keeps brushing past it and it's now really quite erect, and so are you. Will you tell me right away, or will you leave it for a little while? How will you tell me? A note? A text? "The look"? Will the words make it out of your mouth in a joined up sentence?
2021-04-17 11:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostLet's start the weekend right. On my back, legs apart 😉
Let's start the weekend right. On my back, legs apart 😉
2021-04-17 08:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostI can confirm my boobies and I are thrilled to be back at wo..
I can confirm my boobies and I are thrilled to be back at work 😍🍉🍉
2021-04-16 20:15:47 +0000 UTC View PostMirrors were made for PLASTTing 😉
Mirrors were made for PLASTTing 😉
2021-04-16 20:09:34 +0000 UTC View PostThe just got out of bed look. No make up, no filters. Just s..
The just got out of bed look. No make up, no filters. Just some crazy hair and a cheeky grin 😉
2021-04-16 08:32:11 +0000 UTC View PostLet's start the day with a milfy mirror nude 😜
Let's start the day with a milfy mirror nude 😜
2021-04-15 11:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostWell, you lot voted to see it, the glass corkscrew dildo. I..
Well, you lot voted to see it, the glass corkscrew dildo. I quite literally screw myself into leg shaking, heart racing submission. Needless to say my passion for glass sex toys continues 😉 Enjoy 😘
2021-04-14 23:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post