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Looking for a willing volunteer to come and nurse me back to..

Looking for a willing volunteer to come and nurse me back to health. This is a very candid photo of my current state of affairs, huge swollen glands, fevering, headaches and chills. My lack of posting on here is not through choice. I've even had to close my shop the week before Christmas. Please, send me some love and some prayers 🙏😷🤒

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Sometimes when I take photos, I take so many that I forget w..

Sometimes when I take photos, I take so many that I forget which ones I've shown you and which ones I haven't 🤦🏻‍♀️😬 So here's a cheeky little morning PLASTT from the other day. All ready to be eaten and kissed in to the afternoon 😜😈

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Shout out to the guy who came in to my shop recently. He was..

Shout out to the guy who came in to my shop recently. He was clearly out of his comfort zone. He had some serious reddit follower vibes going on. He was a delightful gentleman, extremely polite, but the gleam in his eye and the secret smile told me he knew exactly where he'd seen me before. This one's for you 😘😉

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I'll even spread it for you 😉 But you must promise to catch ..

I'll even spread it for you 😉 But you must promise to catch me when my knees give way and I fall towards you 🤭😜😈🙏

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So I showed the wand video collection to a friend, and they ..

So I showed the wand video collection to a friend, and they suggested I should make this #3/3 in the wand clips series a PPV video. But I've decided not to. It's not my style. So here it is, 7 minutes of me nearly falling off the bed. And yes that is a 3 minute long orgasm. It's fair to say, it blew my mind, and my body, just look at the colour of my face by the end!🤯😜😈

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The view as you're on your knees and about to go in for that..

The view as you're on your knees and about to go in for that first lick 👅😜 I hope you're hungry 🤭

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Good morning! Let's start the day with an eye full of me in ..

Good morning! Let's start the day with an eye full of me in the mirror being quite un-ladylike. Wearing nothing but socks. And my toolkit visible in the background. No, I'm not moonlighting as a builder 😂 But I do quite like a good bit of drilling and cheeky screw 🤷🏻‍♀️😜

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Although.... you'd get extra points for putting your face be..

Although.... you'd get extra points for putting your face between my thighs as your first port of call 👅💦🥵

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If you woke up next to me I'd let you choose where you put y..

If you woke up next to me I'd let you choose where you put your face first 😜😈

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It's always going to be a good day when your boobies have th..

It's always going to be a good day when your boobies have the same happy look as your face does 😜😃

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Side effects if using a high powered "massager" and hitting ..

Side effects if using a high powered "massager" and hitting the exact senseless pleasure spot include (but are not limited to): Uncontrollable leg shaking, Uncontrollable body shaking, Panting not that dissimilar to childbirth, Going all red faced and sweaty, Swearing profusely, Squeaking, squaking and sqealing in variable tones, Throwing down the said massager in an exhausted strop at the end, Becoming delirious, Losing all sense of location, Losing all sense of self awareness, Talking in to said massager as if it were a microphone. Watch if you dare. Cum with me if you please. Video #2 of 3. A small taster of things to cum 😜😈🤭

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So yesterday I attended a local council Christmas lunch part..

So yesterday I attended a local council Christmas lunch party. As a business owner you get invited to all sorts. Naturally I was on best behaviour (despite a large quantity of red wine) and wore a classy little outfit. Do I get kicks out of walking around having "intelligent" conversations local political figures while I have no knickers on? Damn right I do. Do I get a buzz from taking photos in the bathroom to post to my OF? You bet! Such a huge buzz from being a saucy little minx 😈🤭🤫

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Sometimes, when drinking coffee in the morning, adjustments ..

Sometimes, when drinking coffee in the morning, adjustments must be made to keep the hands free for other activities 😜☕🦶

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Who knew? Mains powered toys are more effective at waking me..

Who knew? Mains powered toys are more effective at waking me up than coffee?! I should probably start my day like this more often 🤭😉 (Episode #1 of 3 😜)

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Well, it turns out I'm a morning person sometimes. I've had ..

Well, it turns out I'm a morning person sometimes. I've had an incredible week, and I woke smiling and in a very naughty mood 🤭😇

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Good morning 😈 Did I ever mention I'm not a morning person?..

Good morning 😈 Did I ever mention I'm not a morning person? Bet you could make me one pretty quickly 😜

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And the stock room boobies have returned 🤭👀🤫

And the stock room boobies have returned 🤭👀🤫

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While I appreciate this video is very dark, and my clothes a..

While I appreciate this video is very dark, and my clothes are all on. Sometimes, when you're more tightly would than a ball of string, you've got to unravell a little. So here is me today, in my stock room (where all the good stuff happens 😜) letting off some steam in less than a minute and a half, after I became ridiculously aroused and couldn't focus on my work 😈🤭💦🤫

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While snacking in the shower isn't a normal habit, I think w..

While snacking in the shower isn't a normal habit, I think we can make an exception in this particular situation 😜👅💦

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Hoodie and socks is the new little black dress, IMO 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hoodie and socks is the new little black dress, IMO 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I've been absolutely flat out busy recently, and had a hell ..

I've been absolutely flat out busy recently, and had a hell of a lot of late nights and early mornings. For someone with a high sex drive like me, at least one orgasm a day is essential... last night's earth shattering release was just what the Dr ordered. I was positively glowing this morning. Grinning away like a Cheshire cat 😬🤭 Who thinks I need another one tonight? 😉

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Good morning! I slept like a log! 😴 And I'm pretty sure that..

Good morning! I slept like a log! 😴 And I'm pretty sure that's not the only wood reference available here 😉😝🤭

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Modelling the comfy mum look, on and off, followed by the en..

Modelling the comfy mum look, on and off, followed by the entrance to both my bed and total ecstasy 😜😈🤫🤭

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Well I think I must have had some fairly saucy dreams last n..

Well I think I must have had some fairly saucy dreams last night. Judging by the wetness between my legs first thing 🤭💦

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Wet hair, cute underwear.... 10 minutes before the school ru..

Wet hair, cute underwear.... 10 minutes before the school run. I do like to cut it fine 😬😜

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The start of a night out. And here I am in the toilets makin..

The start of a night out. And here I am in the toilets making a video for you 🤭😜😈

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Won't bring me breakfast in bed? Fine... I'll come get it my..

Won't bring me breakfast in bed? Fine... I'll come get it myself 😈😜

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A very nudey good morning to you all! 😜

A very nudey good morning to you all! 😜

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BEW's top tip for the day: When trying on jeans, one must al..

BEW's top tip for the day: When trying on jeans, one must always check how they look alongside ones natural attributes 👀🍉🍉

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Fucking me comes with a caveat. The nipples must be tugged b..

Fucking me comes with a caveat. The nipples must be tugged before, during.... wait, wait, wait, at ALL times! 🤤

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