Happy New Years boys! Hereโs an update on my year, my upcoming year, my income this year and how YOU can get your lucky eyes on it. Listen nice and closely boys and letโs make 2021 a banger! ๐ฅ๐
POV: Itโs a crisp winters morning so youโre out for a walk around the park. You spot a tall, muscular man practicing his goal shooting on the football pitch. He has the whole green to himself and completely dominates the area.
His ball rolls offside.
You panic. โPlease donโt roll to me, please donโt roll to meโ you murmur to yourself as you feel your body shiver from anxiety.
โOi, youโ you hear me shout.
My voice is low and charming.
โKick it here will you?โ
โ...uh...yes!โ You squeal back in a broken chirp.
You go to kick to ball hard to impress me, but you miss and slip forwards as your leg flies up.
Water and mud kick up onto your face as you drop heavy on your knees while your cheeks flare up red and hot with embarrassment.
You look up and Iโm there towering over.
โThat was pathetic. Youโre almost as muddy as my bootsโ I laugh.
โSorryโ you mumble.
โWhat did you say?โ
โSorry!!โ
I put my hand out to help you up, but as you go to grab it, I swiftly pull it away, making you fall back again.
โOi, Sort that tiny boner out you fucking loserโ I say in a stuck up tone as I kick my ball from you straight into the goal.
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Up close and personal tonight boys ๐
Whether you love to worship perfection or even a tiny little person trying to climb these mountains. Youโve come to the right place ๐
Your king and queen had a great Christmas Eve meal! However it should and will be completely sub funded. Each and everyone of you will contribute to this post to reimburse my fat fucking wallet! GO ๐๐๐
200kg Deadlift today ๐ Almost failed, but an ALPHA never gives up ๐ฅ
Imagine being able to lift the same amount of weight as me... oh right, you canโt ๐คฃ๐
POV:
Youโve decided to go for a swim on a Sunday evening, completely unaware of the possibilities that could come with your actions. You go into the sauna to break a sweat and there I am. I tell you to take a photo of me, not even giving you the decision. You realise how perfect I am and canโt help but drop to your knees there and then. I pull you up onto the platform and use you as a bench for my feet as I relax ๐
Compare yourself to me. I dare you. Look at what you can never be like and learn your place at my feet as you come to terms with it. Worship a real King. ๐คด๐ฝ๐
Golden hour is the point in the day where my skin looks perfect. Itโs also the point in the day where I get a friendly reminder about how much of a perfect Individual I am. I already know why you agree, but go and tell me anyway ๐
The following photo finished with me pulling those Versace boxers down, standing in my garden wearing just the Versace robe and my neighbour over the road staring at me while my cameraman was taking photos ๐