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Being sweet is easy💌

Being sweet is easy💌

Today I’m grumbling about everything, but at least my booty’..

Today I’m grumbling about everything, but at least my booty’s looking cute'3'

My kitty, was it a long day?💜 Come to me, lie on my chest, a..

My kitty, was it a long day?💜 Come to me, lie on my chest, and I'll cradle you to sleep…

I can’t help but smile because I finished my homework and it..

I can’t help but smile because I finished my homework and it’s still today😁

Not saying a word, just leaving this here... 😉

Not saying a word, just leaving this here... 😉

I’m in 'cozy Alexis' mode🩷

I’m in 'cozy Alexis' mode🩷

Sleepy evening, sleepy day... Yeah, I'm in 'doing nothing' m..

Sleepy evening, sleepy day... Yeah, I'm in 'doing nothing' mode. So what?✌🏻

When I look in the mirror, I want to say: 'Hey, gorgeous, yo..

When I look in the mirror, I want to say: 'Hey, gorgeous, you’re on fire today!'❤️

Soon I’ll have a hot shower, and I plan to spend some time t..

Soon I’ll have a hot shower, and I plan to spend some time there... As they say, if you can’t go on a date, play with yourself🫣 You know how it goes, right?

Two soulmates looking at each other ♥️♥️♥️

Two soulmates looking at each other ♥️♥️♥️

Namaste in bed? Nah, I’d rather namaste on my mat, inhale co..

Namaste in bed? Nah, I’d rather namaste on my mat, inhale confidence, exhale doubt 🧘‍♀️⚖️

Morning? It's not for me🫠😭🤯 If only it were possible to spen..

Morning? It's not for me🫠😭🤯 If only it were possible to spend all day in bed and not get out of it for a world that craves me so much...~

For upcoming Halloween, I'm Harley Quinn♣️♥️♦️♠️ Why? Becaus..

For upcoming Halloween, I'm Harley Quinn♣️♥️♦️♠️
Why? Because I perfectly inhabit the role of sassy, explosive, and out of control💋🔫 Shorter shorts, flashier sequins, and my trusty craziness is all you need for ruthless fun😈🥵😩🚨

Harley is pure chaos, passion, and freedom. And if you think you can handle someone like me, good luck, baby... I'm gonna make this Halloween unforgettable, ready?

Classy, sassy, and a little bit bad-assy~

Classy, sassy, and a little bit bad-assy~

Your favorite Barbie just got back from uni. What are you do..

Your favorite Barbie just got back from uni. What are you doing to keep up? 💖

Breakfast is the most important thing, but you could be my d..

Breakfast is the most important thing, but you could be my dessert to boost my seratonin levels👅💦🍧🍨

Life’s too short to be anything but fabulous. How about bein..

Life’s too short to be anything but fabulous. How about being a fabulous bunny this time? 🐰💅🏻🩷💗