Sometimes, you have to celebrate the penthouse suite all to ..
Sometimes, you have to celebrate the penthouse suite all to yourself in the most ridiculous of ways π
2020-12-12 21:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, you have to celebrate the penthouse suite all to yourself in the most ridiculous of ways π
2020-12-12 21:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to whomever sent this AMAZING shirt ππΌββοΈπ itβs my new favorite
2020-12-12 15:54:14 +0000 UTC View PostItβs Friday! If you need me, Iβll be out on the porch....smoking a bowl ππΌββοΈ
2020-12-11 17:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostI really need to just suck it up and buy a new coffee pot so I donβt keep having to put on pants just to function π
2020-12-10 21:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need more of these socks in my life ππΌββοΈπ
2020-12-09 16:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostI believe these will forever be my favorite shorts ππΌββοΈ
2020-12-08 19:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostFriday nights are super exciting around here ππΌββοΈπ
2020-12-05 02:44:46 +0000 UTC View Post{insert something poignant here}
2020-11-22 17:54:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you have the whole beach to yourself....
2020-11-19 17:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostCurrently taking applications for a big spoon π
2020-11-19 01:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostβI just remembered I needed a dozen eggs and an 87 Cadillacβ- if you know, you know π #pregamingmusic
2020-11-16 00:37:22 +0000 UTC View PostYay for low key nights ππΌββοΈ
2020-11-14 14:43:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I canβt warm up, I pack a bowl and climb into the tub. Now Iβm warm annnnd relaxed ππΌββοΈ
2020-11-12 22:59:36 +0000 UTC View PostOrdered myself a βrealβ fun birthday present π and promptly enjoyed all 7β of it π
2020-11-09 01:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostIβm assuming if youβre here...youβre low key into freckles π well. Lucky for you....I have a lot of them ππΌββοΈ
2020-11-07 21:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostWell my birthday was a bust, so today is take two. May make a whole weekend out of itππ
2020-11-06 14:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostReason number 382596 my jeans will always be a bit snug: Hasselback potatoes. Fuck Iβm a good cook πππΌββοΈ
2020-11-03 01:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostGreat time, party of one ππΌββοΈ
2020-10-31 02:54:14 +0000 UTC View PostJust now realizing itβs Friday π Iβm sure my neighbors hate me at this point. π€·πΌββοΈπ
2020-10-30 12:21:42 +0000 UTC View PostJust taking selfies in the car line ππΌββοΈπ
2020-10-27 19:22:10 +0000 UTC View PostJust living my best life this morning π I think the maintenance guys are loving my musical selections
2020-10-27 12:47:05 +0000 UTC View PostHow do we feel about this green? I think Iβm a fan ππΌββοΈπ
2020-10-26 16:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhen your friend is out of town and has a kitchen island thatβs perfect for getting naked on ππΌββοΈπ
2020-10-25 20:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostI know counter are for glasses and not for asses buuuuuuuut ππ
2020-10-22 16:37:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhen pet sitting, itβs totally normal to get naked and photograph yourself on various surfaces....right? Stay tuned ππ
2020-10-19 17:07:34 +0000 UTC View PostIf youβre not kissing the birthday girl are you even celebrating?
2020-10-18 11:29:53 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling brave enough to wear this for girls night out π¬π¬π¬
2020-10-17 23:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostPulled this bad boy out of the closet. I think Iβll wear it to dinner tomorrow ππΌββοΈπ
2020-10-17 05:14:57 +0000 UTC View Post