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The day is here! Am feeling so, so grateful for each and every one of you. Thank you, and happy Christmas 🥰

hoping santa might cum up my chimney this year 😉

I’m so good, santa came twice 😉

I’m on the naughty list and I regret ~nothing 😈

all I want for Christmas is your face between my legss

I’d like to jingle your balls 😏

happy holidays from me and my hairy pussy 😉 😘

Let me your gift that keeps on giving 🎁

I hid your holiday gift inside my vagina 🤫

All I’d like for Christmas is you(r penis)

Even Santa’s elves can’t make candy as sweet as you 🍬

I’d love to take you out for a sleigh ride sometime… ❄️

Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

I’d like to sit on your North Pole tonight… 👀

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? 😂

Are you a lawyer? Because I think you might be looking for a Mrs. Clause. You know I love a nerdy pick-up line… 😂

Wanna Scrooge?

Santa is the king of willpower. He only cums once a year! 🎅

What if we used one of my dildos as a snowman’s nose? (This is where my mind wanders 😆)

Here are my merry boobs, ya filthy animals 💋

all I want for Christmas is sexy kisses, naked hugs, and insane orgasms… am I asking too much? 😅

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard 💋 💋 💋

I’m only a morning person on December 25 each year 🎄

Ok, picture this… a jack-in-the-box, but it’s me and my boobs instead!

Do you want to build a snowman? But eat my pussy, first, please.

Wouldn’t mind getting snowed in with you 💕

I’m the reason Santa has to check his list twice hehe

Baby, it’s cold outside 🎵 (no really, it’s very cold 🥶)