

NO PPV IN THE NEAR FUTURE - Ah, fear not, loyal followers, for once the gates close and the realm opens at $9.99 a month, there shall be no PPV—only endless treasures await. And now, if thou dost wish to glimpse my royal visage, solve this riddle below:
I roam the savannah, armored and stout,
With horns of strength, there’s no doubt.
Dark in hue, yet swift when I charge,
A smaller cousin, but my might looms large.
Two horns I bear, not just one,
With a hooked lip for browsing, my work is never done.
I dwell in the dust, in shadows I hide,
With ears that twitch, and thick skin as my guide.
Few in number, but fierce and bold,
A tale of survival, in lands of old.
Who am I?