Happy Christmas Adam! I’ve celebrated this day for years. I ..
Added 2022-12-24 01:03:20 +0000 UTCHappy Christmas Adam! I’ve celebrated this day for years. I love it. 🫣 We eat ribs. — get it? Adam came before Eve. lol Seriously though, I do celebrate this day. We actually do cook or go out to eat soft ribs. And I just thought of a little joke… Perhaps god didn’t punish them because Eve ate the apple. I bet god punished them because Adam came before Eve. We all agree that the woman gets to cum first, right? lol hehehe — or we cum together, please. but Adam had no self control and instead of properly fucking Eve, he fucked us all and now we aren’t in the Garden of Eden, Eve’s in a bad mood, and Adam is on the naughty list. 🍎✌🏼 Happy Christmas Adam! 🤣 This year instead of ribs, perhaps I’ll eat dragon fruit or passion fruit…. or mangoes to make Eve happier. 😉 ✨ love, Cha
