

REST IN PEACE
Sad news at the Pairadice house to report. I had two very sad deaths happen. I lost two men. #1 was a war hero!! He charged in boldly thru the front lines and never left the battlefield until the mission was completely finished. He was my right hand man. He went with me while others were left behind. He gave his life valiantly to the cause!! Boldly going where others could not. He passed from natural causes (i wore his ass out!!) #2 sustained a fatal injury although he was on furlough at the moment. He hadnt seen much action. Hed only arrived shortly before his passing!! Services and internment will b private!!
Im down 2 toys in one week!! How the hell am i gonna fuck myself now!! My #1 is gone. New batteries didnt help. Hes gone but not forgotten cuz i can find another one like him!!! If u know where i can find one that doesnt cost me a kidney on the black market plz let me know!!