So, what did I do today? I dug a ditch. How's that for sexy?..
Added 2023-02-09 02:47:17 +0000 UTCSo, what did I do today? I dug a ditch. How's that for sexy? I know, right. I'm supposed to tell you all kinds of sexy stuff. It ain't there today. I didn't look sexy, and I didn't wear anything sexy. I dug a fucking ditch. That's right. A ditch. Why? Because the old water pipe broke and put a nice little sinkhole in my yard. My neighbors informed me I could hire someone to do that. I thanked them for the insightful information. Then I kept digging while they watched. Eventually, I dug a 30-yard trench about 3 feet deep. I live across the street from the beach. It's sand with an occasional root. It went pretty quickly. I'd say almost 3 hours. I went to the plumbing supply and got what I was told I would need. Connor cut the old pipe, and we spliced some nice new PVC in, and boom, no leaks, and the water problem was solved. I do have purple fingers from the primer, but such is life. I would have sucked Connor for the help, but he was already hours late for work. I'll drink his sperm Friday. He can count on that. He's a good kid. My pussy feels the same way about him. The moral of the above story? I can dig a ditch and save a thousand bucks or more. That's about it.
