Quick hint. If you want to put your dick in a cooter...or ma..
Added 2023-02-16 12:16:24 +0000 UTCQuick hint. If you want to put your dick in a cooter...or maybe up her dookie shooter...then for fucks sake...take a shower and put on some deodorant. Just saying. I hang out with a girl who is so into her phone I don't like hanging out with her anymore. It makes a noise and her arm shoots out like a rocket to grab it and see whatever epic notification just graced her phone. She had the nerve to tell me I should see someone about my sexual addiction. Huh. It took me a minute but then I said I can quit sex a shit ton easier than you can quit that phone. She said it wasn't the same thing. I said, I know. Yours is much worse. I least I get physical activity. She just smiled and went back to the TikTok. I know I'm right because when I was sick that last few days I had no urge for sex. I just did my normal activities as best I could. When she had Covid and her phone wouldn't charge anymore...she lost her shit. Not having the TikTok was worse than any heroin withdrawal for her. Me...I agree I'm hopelessy hooked on sex in just about any fashion. Somehow I think that is wildy and massively more healthy than staring at a phone waiting for it ding.
