So we are going to start the day off with a few new pics, as..
Added 2023-03-02 14:41:18 +0000 UTCSo we are going to start the day off with a few new pics, as in less than 10 minutes old...as in I just broke out my phone and took them! Watching some chick eat a dick on Twitter. I want to be her. Did you ever watch some porn and thought, "that looks mouthwatering delicious."? It really does. Makes me like full of energy just watching it. Sex is wonderful like that. It charges me all up and gets me ready to go. The sight of a dick does the exact same thing. In a weird way, it makes me hungry. Sometimes to the point of insanity. So if you ever wondered why I like getting the dick pics...now you know. So, I had my house back all to myself...then I end up babysitting because the kids are sick. Right after I got over being sick. Hopefully, I don't end up with kid malaria or something like that. Anyway, they are all back to school now so finally...the first day in forever since I have had my house to myself! I think I'll go masturbate to celebrate. Not kidding. Look, I'm just going to say it. If I have to hear another dude say, I have to call him her/she/xi or whatever the current idiocracy is in play at the moment...I'm going to kick her in the balls. Seriously, be a he, be a she, change it whenever you want...nobody cares. If you don't look the part then don't be shocked when someone gets it wrong. How the fuck are we supposed to know?
