The 'No Actual Twerking' Twerking Video: Hi my guys. I've de..
Added 2022-09-20 01:03:21 +0000 UTCThe 'No Actual Twerking' Twerking Video: Hi my guys. I've decided to subvert the genre and not twerk today for Twerking Tuesday. Controversial I hear you say? I climbed up on that couch in my jock and just wobbled my ass gently from side to side, minimal effort... like the lazy phat ass slut I am... and let gravity it's thing. It may not be the most exciting video I've ever filmed but I think you'll agree the gentle sway of my over-sized cheeks and the subtle jelly-like wobble really do a great job in representing a feeling of weight, and just how heavy these damn bongos are. I feel like I'm writing a university thesis...
