***Story Time Part 3:*** Finally, the movie ended, and almo..
Added 2023-03-27 22:31:12 +0000 UTC***Story Time Part 3:*** Finally, the movie ended, and almost everyone got up and went to the kitchen to rinse their dishes at the sink (we'd been eating dessert and having drinks during the movie.) I was left alone on the couch with just Mr Tacos sitting two seats away. With the water running in the kitchen behind me, combined with other sounds (dishes, multiple people talking, etc) I felt safe to let out my trapped gas. I decided to give one good push and see if I could get some relief before everyone came back into the living room. As it turned out, apparently holding in my farts had created some sort of mega fart. Like King Kong megalodon fart 😂😂 ... you guys... I let out the loudest, longest, bassist, nastiest fart ever. Mr Tacos gave me the dirtiest look. I just kept a completely straight face and continued looking straight forward as if nothing had happened. 😂😂 Not long after that, our guests left, and Mr Tacos told me that a few people had been right behind me at the little kitchen window when I'd let out that nasty fart, and that they'd **definitely** noticed. He was embarrassed about it, because he said they most likely thought it was him who was farting. 😂😂😂 In case you guys don't know this, one of my favourite things to do has always been to let out gross farts in a way that causes other people to be blamed for them. Mission accomplished, I guess!
