




While we’re enjoying our summer of hedonistic pleasures, here’s another: if I had to present to you (in a perfectly compiled Excel database utilizing macros to crunch the data for me accompanied by a well-presented slide deck outlining my methodology for data collection) the number of questions I receive about how my nipples stay so erect I’d say I’d actually be putting my MBA to good use.
The answer is more boring than the actual data collection: they just, um, do that.
(Jokes aside, my MBA has come in handy for learning how to run a successful business on more than one occasion and certainly includes this platform 🤓)