Well, it's not as fun when it's not a live-streamed birthday..
Added 2024-06-30 11:00:40 +0000 UTCWell, it's not as fun when it's not a live-streamed birthday bash, but I thought you might not say no to seeing a video of me using it when it first arrived.
As part of my series on historical sex toys, I'll talk about the history of sex positions and furniture (Kama sutra, the King of England's "seat of love" in Paris, all the way to modern sex machines) but for now just enjoy the view.
This is a modern fucking machine (that is apparently the actual technical term, not just slang) made by Hismith. It's heavy-duty and can accommodate all kinds of dildos for all kinds of play.
This was my legitimate first time ever trying something like this - watch me set it up and try out different positions, thrust lengths and speed. 💋🥵
Happy Birthday to me 🤩ðŸ¤
