So I’ve been beyond horny lately (or maybe I’m just lonely b..
Added 2022-06-27 00:46:01 +0000 UTCSo I’ve been beyond horny lately (or maybe I’m just lonely but we won’t get into that) anyways I’m the worst at charging my vibrators and I ordered Taco Bell so I wanted to cum before I enjoy my sacred crunch wrap supreme. I searched my entire drawer for a working vibrator, found one with an OUNCE of charge (spoiler alert: it died on me after a few minutes of using it which just made me HORNIER.) then I remembered….. my fuck machine. That doesn’t need batteries…. god bless America. Anyways moral of the story I am getting fucked while eating Taco Bell and all is right within the world. The end.
