Ticket Inspector: Yes when I was travelling on the train ye..
Added 2019-03-15 20:24:40 +0000 UTCTicket Inspector: Yes when I was travelling on the train yesterday in this outfit I stored my ticket in my cleavage to keep my hands free for messaging on my phone. And then the ticket inspector appeared out of nowhere. He was quite amused (and maybe aroused) when I plucked it out from between the twins so he could check it ...
