Ahhh what an eventful night I had at the local tavern. I was..
Added 2023-09-14 18:06:22 +0000 UTCAhhh what an eventful night I had at the local tavern. I was filling my hungry gut with food and mead when some fool knocked right into me. He slurred some insults which was an insanely huge mistake. I quickly stood up as he acted like he was going to fight me but instead of throwing a fist, I grabbed him by the throat and tossed him in the air. This caught everyone in the tavern off guard, especially when I opened my greedy mouth and gulped him down ferociously! My belly expanded quickly as I burped loudly and said “who’s next?!” Everyone there grew worried as I established dominance with my enormous belly. Time to go home and digest this rowdy meal! Too bad you rolled a nat 1💋
