

23 weeeeeks
no avoiding it, really looking pregnant from all angles.
I was offered a mocktail at a restaurant over the weekend. Observant of the waitress to notice my belly but also a strange acknowledgement of my condition without actually acknowledging it. I might have even considered having one of my 3 allotted sips of wine/week...but would it be worth the shock and dismay of this well-meaning but judgemental server?
Turns out, YES, it was. I ordered a wine and didn’t touch it to prove a point. I basked in her dirty looks all night and noticed the relief when it went untouched. I would normally feel bad for taking pleasure in the discomfort of others but I gotta get my kicks in where I can these days. 😇