


What do you know my innocent lil (short for little) buttox is shone right where I wanted to have em (“em’” pertains to me… Ethan… the guy(fellow) who’s (that’s) typing dis’(short for “this” but for epic reasons we decided to let him (“em’”) go with our brand new seduction specialist Ebonics sort(typ)a way)))) the big “E” on da’ word “Ebonics” is because my name is Ethan AND that ALSO started with an “E” so 😏 what could be more fitting 🤷🏻♂️