

This photo makes you want to serve me like a good little beta..
How about..
I want each strand on each feather on these heels to be checked over with a fine tooth comb for any dirt and you are going to very carefully remove all the dirt from my heels.
I am going to sit here looking absolutely divine whilst you work away.
THEN you will be used as a foot rest, whilst I make money effortlessly not having to move a muscle.
Sound good? Tip $5 - It doesn't matter whether you want to or not. You will do as I say.