

Between fucking my visitor multiple times this weekend (I lured him here off Facebook Dating) we all worked together to press cider from the heritage apple trees on our farm. Some Random Guy™️ whipped up this pressing stand from random-ass scraps laying around the farm, which honestly got me dripping wet for him. Fuck, he’s so resourceful. We got a late start on cider this year due to being busy with life and such, but still managed to get 7 gallons which will ferment off over the next month or so and carry us through at least a few months.
Ps. The siding on our house is in desperate need of being painted/repaired; the jobs around here are endless. If you think you’re up to the task let me know, and I’ll pay you with yummy food, tasty drinks, and unlimited fucks during your stay. ;)
-The Sex Witch.