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Hey guys, buckle up for this one—I’ve got a hilarious story ..

Added 2024-08-08 21:26:16 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, buckle up for this one—I’ve got a hilarious story from my sex addict life that you won’t believe

So, picture this: I'm at work, trying to be all professional and stuff, right? I'm in the middle of this boring meeting, and suddenly my brain decides to take a detour to Naughty Town. 🙈 I’m sitting there, pretending to be super interested in budget reports, but all I can think about is... well, not budget reports.

Next thing I know, my body is like, 'Hey, how about we have a little fun right now?' I’m frantically searching for the mute button like it's the holy grail, praying that no one notices how I’ve completely checked out of this meeting. 😳

I’m keeping my face as straight as possible, but on the inside, I'm this close to losing it. Let’s just say I gave a whole new meaning to the term 'working under pressure.' 😂 By the time I hit 'end call,' I had a big smile on my face and no one was the wiser. Who knew Zoom meetings could be so... satisfying? 😏