The Avocado Aisle Surprise 🥑 Hey there, naughty crew! 😈 I w..
Added 2024-08-09 08:20:41 +0000 UTCThe Avocado Aisle Surprise 🥑
Hey there, naughty crew! 😈 I want to share with you another story that still makes me laugh (and blush) every time I think about it. So, picture this: I’m in the grocery store, on a serious mission to find the perfect avocado. You know, the holy grail of avocados that’s not too mushy, not too hard—just the Goldilocks of guac.
As I’m squeezing and inspecting like a true avocado connoisseur, I hear this strange buzzing sound. At first, I think, "Hmm, is someone’s phone on vibrate? Or did a bee decide to join me on my avocado quest?" But then, it hits me... the buzzing isn’t coming from anywhere around me—it’s coming from my own bag! 😳
That’s when I remembered: earlier that day, I’d tossed a little friend into my bag, thinking I might have some me-time later on. Somehow, this naughty little gadget decided it couldn’t wait, and it powered up in the middle of aisle five! Before I could even process what was happening, I felt a sudden wave of pleasure down there. Yep, right between the organic bananas and the gluten-free bread.
I tried to keep my cool, but my legs had other plans. They started to wobble like Jell-O, and I let out a tiny squeak—just as an elderly lady shuffled past me. She gave me the most concerned look, and all I could say was, "Wow, these avocados are...amazing!" 😂
Meanwhile, my body was on its own little adventure, completely ignoring the fact that I was in a public place. I fumbled around in my bag, trying to turn the damn thing off, but it was like it had a mind of its own. When I finally managed to stop the buzz, I grabbed the nearest avocado, threw it in my cart, and got the hell out of there.
So yeah, that day I left the store with more than just produce—I left with a story that I’ll be telling (and laughing about) for years to come. Moral of the story? Never underestimate the power of a rogue vibrator and an unsuspecting avocado aisle. 🥑💥
