



Weekend at home, they said… Relax and unwind, they said… But they forgot to mention how hard it is being a sex addict with nothing but Wi-Fi and a wild imagination! 😜 Seriously, I’ve reorganized my toy collection twice, and my bed’s starting to look at me like, ‘Again?!’ 😂 I’m about to start a support group—‘Solo Fun Anonymous’—where the first rule is… well, you can guess! 🤭 The only thing getting more action than me is my Amazon cart—thank you, express shipping! 📦 Who knew staying in could be this exhausting? 😅 Anyone else out there fighting the same struggle? Let’s swap stories—preferably not involving Netflix! 😏🔥