


So, apparently, when some guys see my face, all they think is 'pussy.' And when they see my body, it’s like, 'boobs!' 🙄 Seriously, fellas? You’ve got the imagination of a 13-year-old discovering the internet for the first time. 😂
But guess what? There’s a whole human being behind this. Crazy, right? I’m not just here for your entertainment—though let’s be real, I’m pretty damn good at that. 😏 I’ve got dreams, feelings, and a craving for love that doesn’t involve a credit card. Call me old-fashioned, but I’m here for more than just the tips, babe. I want the same simple things every woman wants: to be loved, cherished, and maybe find someone who’ll fight me for the last slice of pizza. 🍕💕
So, to all the ‘geniuses’ out there who think they’ve got me figured out—think again. I’m a woman with layers, like an onion, but way sexier. And if you can’t handle that, well, I hear there’s a whole internet out there for you to get lost in. ✌️😎