🤞You know, sometimes my followers write things that make me ..
Added 2025-02-15 20:50:44 +0000 UTC🤞You know, sometimes my followers write things that make me wonder whether to laugh or applaud. 👏✨
Today, a guy messaged me: ‘Move in with me, I’ll serve you like a queen. Breakfast in bed, candlelit dinners, and anything you desire.’ Well, I certainly appreciated his enthusiasm. But I decided to test how ready he was for real servitude. I replied: ‘What if I want you to be my chair while I drink my coffee? Or lick my feet after a long day? Or scrub the floors on your knees, all while smiling?’ Without blinking, he said: ‘Only if you watch me do it.’
Honestly? I almost laughed. But then I thought… what if he’s actually ready to be my personal slave? 😏
P.S. If you see that guy—tell him scrubbing floors is just the beginning. I’m still waiting for someone who can add a spark to it. 🔥😉"
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