Hello class! Today is January the 8th, 2021. It is a Saturda..

Hello class! Today is January the 8th, 2021. It is a Saturday- yet you are here, in class? Hmm.. Oh, okay, I see. You must be the group of disobedient, naughty students then. Hm. Okay then, well, it’s no matter..

So again, hello- I am Miss Lovesick- I will be your substitute teacher while your regular teacher is.. oh, away on a mental health leave? You must have really did a number on her, class! But before we begin, I need to ask a favor of you! Can you keep a secret? Promise not to tell on me?! Okay, well.. this morning, after I woke from a very -appealing- dream, I was so, SO very.. ahem.. “distracted”.. I ended up having to rush to work after I finally had finished “distracting” myself.. that I left the house without remembering to even put on a bra!
I fear my nipples are completely exposed through this material.. Oh, but wait, hmm.. that’s right.. you don’t mind though, do you? No.. you don’t mind that.. not one.. little.. bit.. Yes, okay. Hm..I see.. I rather like that, now.. Ahem- I mean.. Okay, then. Good..

So! I like to think that my students are able to teach me even more than I do them. So tell me, what is it that you have the desire to teach me? What lesson would you demand that I am to learn and how would you go about teaching it to me? I like to know of every single little detail, too. Extra points for descriptiveness of the senses (ie. touch, taste, smell, hear, see) and the prize for the best response in class? Hm..well, since I know you can keep a secret.. Then, I know, just the thing.. The prize will be that I will let you stay later than the rest of the class to show me in person this lesson of yours that you desperately crave and desire to teach me.. but full disclosure.. I was actually quite the naughty student in school, as well.. I was disciplined with harder and harder forms of punishment then just Saturday school, though- ahem, so okay, then. Now remember, if you do a good job, you will be rewarded greatly with a special surprise prize..

[[Your assignment for the day is to reply to this with a detailed message about how exactly you would go about teaching me this lesson.. and how you would handle any sort of punishment necessary for disobeying or not following proper instructions. You may begin now. Don’t leave me waiting..]]