Waiting in a hotel lobby, a guy was waiting, As he turns to ..
Added 2021-02-03 15:02:08 +0000 UTCWaiting in a hotel lobby, a guy was waiting, As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into me, as he does, his elbow nudges my massive boob. We are both startled. The man turned to me and says, " wow if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." I was in hysterics but winkingly replied, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room no 99!
