One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my porch, drinking ..
Added 2022-02-12 07:37:38 +0000 UTCOne Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my porch, drinking a beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
